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dragonflavoredcake:taahko:i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go
spenspens:itsapmseymour: liathepenguinologist:the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity
le-dreadmau5:
glowcowboy:the pain is neverending………..but so is the swag š«”
kaijuno:kaijuno:I got a squishamallo whatever thing at the gas station today for free with points and itās so cute itās a little peach that turns inside out to be a raw peach š„¹š„¹š„¹WITNESS
tyiart:p-porcelain lady f-for you guysd
alexandria-monik-art:OC design. Hala, celestial vampire. š¤āØ
plumslices:Ultimately i am jealous of nepotism babies i want a nothing life too
thedoubteriswise:so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
echojulietfoxtrot:warningsine:Cunk on Earth | Philomena’s CastleThis is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.
emotion-deluxe:Im like if a boy was an idiot
flipocrite:garlic-but-gay:charlesoberonn:This is why capitalists like using the mean rather than median. If I have ten apples and I give them all to one of my ten students, my students have an average of one apple each. Why are nine of them mad at me?
cryptotheism:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:You’re passing through Wonka’s factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine There’s an oompa looma in a cardinal robe
liberalsarecool:Facebook, Google, and Elon have given your data to everyone you don’t want to have all your data. Trump, Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner gave all your voting data to Russia in 2016. Cambridge Analytica mined all your social media
ed-longshanks:
psygull:psygull:HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.the gif i was thinking of when i made this post
liberalsarecool:A parent calling Michaelangelo’s David pornographic should be laughed out of the conversation.But not in Florida.
mostly-funnytwittertweets:
giantanteaters-deactivated20230:weaver-z:Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters…… it’s right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There’s a stigmaSTIGMA CLAWS IN
sosuperawesome:Mushroom Shelves // Leily Cloud on Etsy
hapalopus:calx-boy:miraclemaya:i do gotta say the fucking old ai art where it was a barely comprehensible representation of whatever was asked for was like an actually interesting art form that seems to have very quickly died off which saddens me because
elodieunderglass:laqueus:I love this lamp because it’s like, oh a nice little piece for an end table :)WRONG!!!Hat tip @eloso !! Such a sensible, masculine lamp
greelin:greelin:brother i am going to be honest with you. if i am buying a vinyl i am buying it to play it. not just look at it and vacuum seal it in a bubble. if that thing is covered in plastic, itās coming out. it is not going to stay on a shelf
saucetell:
wizardgender:she calling me a knight of the round table on account of how i camelot
shiftycryptid:Ingo and Emmet Pokemon
thunderon:thunderon:thunderon:i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered ādark academiaā and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers thanks everyone :ā)youāre right obviously
cumpriest:
shetheyslay:bibleofficial:lol
escuerzoresucitado:
cassidy-peterson: one-time-i-dreamt: I was baking a cake but had no flour or eggs or milk or vanilla extract.Ā Reblog to give OP vanilla extract
memorycycle:you ever wish you could grow centaur legs and then ungrow them rrsly fast so like the person in the elevator is like did i really just see that
softdaisie:maybe the purpose of life is to fill it with as many positive things as you can. regardless of how bad life gets, donāt let it steal your personality, your hobbies, your style. after coming home from a bad day at work maybe you need to sit
thepleasuregoblin:fartgallery: dont forget to keep your mutuals active and healthy by taking them for daily w-a-l-k-s
unmeltable-snow:unmeltable-snow:do you ever see a post so good that resonates with you so deeply you mourn that you were never bright enough to think of it yourself
catfindr: Dean Bip
taur:
berserklrina:
mozeni:Milla Jovovich ad for āVodafone Live!ā (2002)
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sentient-tent:nyancrimew:bwaaaah
sioltach:watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
nandomando: Sounds like America. Nothing changes if nothing changes. Nothing changed after sandy hook, surprise surprise, here we are. Will anything change this time?? I’m canadian so it’s mainly out of my wheelhouse, but it’s mighty
libbyframe:Forest scavenging haul
badjokesbyjeff: A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesThe first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling
weezeryuri:making a collection
mothcrumbs:moodbig:HDFDJDVGSHDFJSGSGD DHDGJDVD
areus-in-a-little-cave:
tfioschampagne: i love english literature
pokemonheritageposts:pokecraftking: Pretty good, rightFUCKER?Say hi to yourMomFor me! Pokemon Heritage Post
LONG HAIR FOR MEN OR PERISH!!!
themlet:troubledinsomniac:themlet:Someone break into hollywood hq and steal all their waxing supplies if men dont start having arm hair in movies again soon im going to start egging housesWhat about women š¤ØIām a gay man and iām horny. This aint
hcneysuck1e: tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u
mommyminotaur:Being with someone and acting like a big silly dork and seeing their smile and knowing that they love you for it is the best feeling in the world
madd-catter: literallyaflame: thatgiraffebutt: cantanopeshitthatwastaken: Itās interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with
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marvacu:
derinthescarletpescatarian:sandmandaddy69:Oh thank god, finally a tech who won’t fuck my sexy computer
beetledrink:this was printed on ancient paper that bordered parchment in a house I did repairs in and it scared me