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senoritaawesome:bring his ass to a simmer
thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:Freezerburn is so fucking demonic. The idea that can happen to innocent foods makes me wanna cry
smoqueen:i’m forever blowing CACKS, SUCKING SAISAGE in the air
Oh to be backup for Virgil against a few drunken mountain men
I’m gonna rewatch appaloosa, again!! Why? Cause it’s fucking good and! I like it!!!
no1frankyfan:
derinthescarletpescatarian:opashoo:opashoo:Weird reminder but double check where your fire extinguisher is just to make sure it’s where you last remember it, just in case it got moved around or something??? I don’t mean to be too harsh, but
parfavar:
lionfloss:Sunsets by 李 萬豐
weaver-z:weaver-z:musclemanveryregular:weaver-z:Fuck all gimmick accounts except musclemanveryregular. He can do whatever he wants.You know who else can do whatever they want?Us.
harmonic-nebula: tblrtwt: elijah wood when he fucking. gets here:
chelle-the-evil-queen:you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas’ bluegrass ballad
consciousgrappling:If you don’t support public sector workers when they’re striking, you don’t get to complain when services are shit the rest of the time. It’s a public safety issue when public sector workers aren’t treated
allygn:allygn:im shocked this got any notes at all. anyway heres my monkey irl
randynewmansjungle:detectivehole:walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying “i can’t. it’s locked” out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
unclefather:*gets home from work* Ahhh time to kick my feet up, relax and pull this green ribbon i have around my neck
memorycycle:give a snail a tomato slice and he will munch for an hour. teach a snail where the tomatos grow, teach his snail family, where the tomato truck . they will set an elaborate trap on the highway. oil slick on the highway and swiftly engulfed
fruitypies:langernameohnebedeutung:…do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-ALTOh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten
derinthescarletpescatarian: boyga-king:derinthescarletpescatarian: dashboardcat:wake up babe new human pet guy take just dropped To be fair, he isn’t technically wrong. I wonder if the digestive enzymes in honey are strong enough to eventually wear
dyscomancer:war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
catgirlmp3:catgirlmp3:she creepin on my weirdo til i dont belong here. what the hell am i doing herecall that radio head
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mothercain:maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
jeekoftheweek:
dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:redstonedust:weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say ‘but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine’ like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
the19thduckpotato: constable-frozen: LEGO - Rubber Duck almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image
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donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:i used to burn cds for my friends car in high school because she had no tunes and as a joke i’d put pinball wizard on every cd everyone who carpooled in the car with her goddamn knew every lyric to that
z-nogyrop:truly cannot overstate how important it is for everyone to do research into local insect species and just try to notice them when you go outside. there are beautiful metallic blue mud dauber wasps where i live and they’re common in the summer
magicalgirlmindcrank:Yeah I got your ‘BitCoin’ right here
titaniumrabbit:calagua:
seppukku:
What’s for breakfast today bozos and bangarangs?
adzolotl:pileofknives:Modern adaptation where the narrator is on a Megabus and just crushing a bag of Takis, wiping the dust on his Pepe shirtThe story was written in 1931 and set in 1927This is the Cheez–It box design circa 1929This is what our hero
mortimermcmirestinks:luisonte:Magia #the way the drivers face suggests he knows and is used to this kind of behavior
mortimermcmirestinks:people keep trying to make “ladies and gentlemen” more inclusive. I think we should go the other way around. make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. “gamers and pianists”. “oil painters
gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:h0peless-necr0mantic: gothish:idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you Idk what 25- year old needs
justsomeguycore:2023LOCATE THE WHIMSYIF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY
littleguysdaily:enkosea-deactivated20220924:
hybbat:sometimes-i-just-climb-things:aquietquixotic:armchair-factotum:the-real-skeletor:The super bowl or whatever I’m not americanOh NOBODY’S going to be horny after thisAmazing tagsmy ankle is so fuckin horny thoA victorian
spice-ghouls:a little comic about healing.
powerfulwizard:aviculture:“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what Milk is from breasts yum Honey is bee
afloweroutofstone:Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I’m working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were
syekick-powers:yeah yeah everyone’s fine drawing a guy with visible top surgery scars but when’s it going to be popular to draw visibly masculine people with boobs. i mean drawing a guy with a full beard and bear levels of body hair and just
acidvolcano:objecto win compilation feel free to add
evan-is-tired:made by yours (un)truly
ironbullsmissingeye:Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar
cats-love-to-nibble-sweet-oats:Cats love to nibble sweet oats
markv5:
stagbeetleboy:stagbeetleboy:WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGNI am architecture
kermakastikeritari: starkeaton: starkeaton: Hey get out of there noclip is strictly prohibited in my home #interior crocodile alligator
zoethebitch:Disney stock on its way to worst year since 1974 after ‘Avatar’ sequel disappoints🥳🥳🥳
ducktracy:
wickedangels:“u attract what u fear” AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex
it's goblin time
kaijuno:
keratinh:
berandomness:There’s a smelly smell that smells, smelly… IT WAS THE POOP. MY CAT. DRAGGED INTO MY BED. ON THEIR BUTTHOLE!