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bogleech: thatsoup:bogleech: Every so often a horror website will favorably compare a movie to the Resident Evil games, and almost every single time, they just mean it has action and it has zombies, which tells me they have no idea what actually happens
satellite-slickers:miscellaneousrex: unwinona: forthegothicheroine: Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into
vamprisms:characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope
dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed
natalieironside:spookybearghost:natalieironside:natalieironside:Tbh, just as like a general thing, I think “playing a tabletop roleplaying game is a bitter and ruthless power struggle between the DM and the players” is a bad attitude to have
imalayla:imalayla:imalayla:I got a new phone as a Christmas gift to myself and the camera is something else
werewolf1992: the-tavros-nitram: lzbth: LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy there is no lamp post its pure flyer You could carbon date this to the ice age
greater-than-the-sword:greater-than-the-sword:Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck By Talos, this can’t be happening
escuerzoresucitado:me and the boys
gingerhastoomanyobsessions:gingerhastoomanyobsessions:reblog to send three ghosts after elon muskOh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
feralthembo:“amab or afab” im alab experiment that went wrong
iguessweallcrazyithinktho:ALT
puddox:ukulelekatie:buttchan:samthespousehaver:girlbi-deactivated20220618:im not immune to how corsets make breasts look
homunculus-argument:The thing about being a profoundly weird person is that it doesn’t happen overnight. The kind of people who’ll do shit that nobody else would actually genuinely do by pure accident already have an accumulation of low-level
thesixthstar:annabelle–cane:I think a lot of people spent their childhoods being very deliberately forced out of their comfort zones by parents / teachers / whomever in a way that was just deeply unpleasant and degrading and so, when they reach
memorycycle:eat too much salami and you start thinking like one
sindri42:cplus902:sindri42:merryweather-comics: The fuck is charging a dollar for a can of water? Space lady is gonna flip when she learns about faucets. Why do you think she married him? because he makes a really good gluten disc next question
Just going insane in my own little corner of the world.
berandomness:berandomness:Fuckin wackNuts, Fuckin, wack nuts, !?!?
berandomness:Fuckin wack Nuts,
Fuckin wack
jethroq:
feelingsoftheday:People be like “I want you” but don’t talk to you all day.
airyairyaucontraire:softblockwashere-deactivated202:Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew I enjoy both the nose scrunch and the fact it is holding the fruit with both hands and one foot
day-dreamersclub:magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh
maliketh:
cuttledreams-creatures:My entries for Mermay 2022!!
deseos-de-la-via-lactea:source
lesbianhallieparker:girl can i she/them titties
eeriedeer:detectivehole:detectivehole:detectivehole:some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things “why don’t i have any friends” because you are meanthis can be fixed at least in
leaf me alone, I'm bushed
humblegrub:juniperlefae:laughingsquid:The Worst Attraction in Every State Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—Jesus H. Christ get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip
greenmountainwitch: Ferns
sashaforthewin:teadrunktailor:Finally got to use my trout cookie cutter. Seasons greetings, my good dudes. 🙌I am so into these, you have no idea dude
teathattast:
flannelfoxen:answrs:look like yes I know I get it but every. single. time. I see taxidermy listed with “life size!!!” as a selling point my immediate reaction will forever and always be¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sakrafka: fihs
lionfloss:by rachael schumacher
parakeet:parakeet: unrelatableuserboxes:people act like Pluto was dealt a bad hand bc they thought it was a planet but later classified it as a dwarf but consider this: there are 4 other dwarf planets in the solar system that most people don’t even
catasters:
geopsych:godsbyanyothername: geopsych:I post this every year but it’s worth it to remind myself to plant flowers, in the garden and in my mind and whenever I get a chance, in the hearts of others. Here is a copy of the original from 2017, with the
berandomness:Also knives out is a phenomenal movie, Glass onion is a phenomenal movie, for tottally different reasons, I want more. Give me more Also not really related,Glass onion is available on Netflix, knives out (og) is available on 123 movies
Also knives out is a phenomenal movie, Glass onion is a phenomenal movie, for tottally different reasons, I want more. Give me more
I hope they make more knives out movies, it’s an original series which is refreshing in this day and age, it’s good, I watched glass onion without watching the og and had to go back to watch the og, its monster of the week style, a detective
every road leads to lost corpse end
whats the difference between a dyke and a granddad
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lionfloss:Wardour Gate by L.A.C.E.
pfeffaroo:Easily distracted
gorillafanclub:y'all talk about sex as if it exists lmao
professorllayton:thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me
formlessdemi:chiiquititamoved:Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being
bunkey:as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
drawing2cope:the ‘tried to kill you’ to found family pipeline tho
boxheadpaint:
zackisontumblr:rainbovvgaze:rainbovvgaze:rainbovvgaze:if staff doesn’t handle these porn bots soon then i will be forced to handle the situationi will simply put a stop to this nonsensei will fuck all of them myselfTHANK YOU
fancyson:fancyson:one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of
not-very-kawaii-of-you:
