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ot3:theres a lot of stuff in life that can be categorized as ‘a sick joke’ but the fact that fondant doesnt even taste good is pretty high up there for me
huffylemon:I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out
itsvictorfreeze:crazy-brazilian:I spent a solid ten seconds trying to figure out why a sword would be welded to the bottom of a car.
ssjdebusk:scarf-it-box:cloverhighfive: In case you’re uninitiated:These are the current female volleyball uniforms The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the gamesWhen you compare the men and women,
abird-dreaming-of-freedom:
There’s a smelly smell that smells, smelly…
𓆟thinking about the immortality of the crab𓆟
ostracartderms:[Image description: A digital illustration of Gavinia syntrips, an early coelacanth. The fish is greyish blue, with an orange eye]
bogleech:antiracistspiderman:Writing to John carpenter to ask him to issue a statement clarifying that the events of the thing 1982 take place around Christmas time so I can one up the die hard people 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out
pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:costis:ok maybe this movie will legit be a masterpiece
hera-the-wizard:gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
cosmostickers:by neena
thek560:Diplocaulus, digital sketch done in Procreate
incvmplete:
oatmilkcore:girl help all i do is endure
beardedmrbean:gotta admit, I’m impressed with their dedication to the bit
that-house:
I'm just a sleepy boy
titsay:
2001hz:x-ray of shells Photography By: George Green
mintytrifecta:mintytrifecta:literary-squagon:shortgremlinman:p33p33p00p00:mintytrifecta:can you please elaborate on thishey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us moreOP this is gonna keep me up at night DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SODonald’s family is composed
autism-adhd-information-blog:warmgreytail:Rebloging for more awareness. ADHDTime management
expressions-of-nature:Grua, Oppland Fylke, Norway by Svein Skjåk Nordrum
thenewborndeity:hera-the-wizard:jv:jv:I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.And some of you may not have heard this peak of human culture, but… just
difty-dift:eric-coldfire:brosef:jungwildeandfree:latinotiktok:“for no reason?” excuse me the reason is because it fucks next question@fucked-up-lemon Clearly the reason is for a Quinceanera.@eyerolls-the-view
ferretrix:native species reestablishment
k-eke: Enough.
sarahmascarah:Every time you reblog this a mutual gets ū,000
Theres an trick to sub zero Temps,0 - -5 - slushy, gross, car will still start easy-5 - -10 - not bad, but hard to dress for, you’ll find yourself over heating and being gross and wet, consider plugging car in-10 - -20 - the perfect range, proper
heathyr:just-shower-thoughts: We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void
Sure Is warm outside, nice cozy weather
thehobbutts:*looking at a really delicious smelling bowl of soup* i’d take a bath in that
gallifreyburning:gallifreyburning:abadplanwellexecuted:The most insulting thing about the porn bots is their complete lack of disguise. Every one features a photo of some uniformly tan white-toothed plasti-boob girl in a boho sweater buttoned with only
trans-girls-who-eat-subway:hersheychocolateworld:the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore i want subway
generatedartwork:
dukeofash:dukeofash:yeah, you could say I’m a bit popular with the ladies @necrowtic you can NOT keep this in the tags
fartgallery: supergameboytwo: fartgallery: hey everyone be cool for a bit, a bunch of girls just followed me and i want them to think we’re normal and handsome around here Ok we’ve lost normal but we still have handsome
thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:me & the mutuals
rattle-my-stars:froody:froody:I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever
p4nsy:Tumblr isn’t even a website to me it’s like if my diary was a groupchat
lionfloss:by Elena Brezhitskaya
prole-log:
poqu:tinkaton’s smithy
fleshwizard: BEE WIZARD Wand of Bees : 1820s ear trumpet Beekeeper suit : 1568, Bruegel the Elder
touhou-memories:anexperimentallife:Shut up or I’ll rail you:
notpikaman:
grimeclown:grimeclown:grimeclown:Happy pride to all the bears including my girlfriend who caught a trout with her bare hands todayBack off James shes mine
derinthescarletpescatarian:athimbos-frottage:this shit got me so entertained like i was on the edge of my seat the whole way throughIt is good to see that the new generation are continuing ancient internet animation traditions.
zoneofendless-ai:
bakwaaas:we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep
e-102:impossible
lionfloss:Pfalzknipser
marlynnofmany:serpents-fr:people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that? What’s better is when the little guy starts doing
joryu:
illuminatedcomics:illuminatedcomics:SOTA DEATHMONGERA queenly comic about royal successions.Made in January 2022I don’t remember where the name Whert comes from. I came up with it for some other older story I never did, and it stuck, despite the
telltaletypist:saying “fentanyl” to a cop and it blasts him back like a fus roh dah
kaylor:my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying “do you think that’s normal?” every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn’t engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look
I wish I were named Virgil, with a sidekick, in some western town hitting on some newcomer.
distantsonata:
If there’s one thing that sunk in well before anything else, it’s people over property. Property can be replaced, people cannot. Of course there’s an argument that the specific circumstances of am objects creation can be patrolled with
