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I could watch Tom hardy grumble his way through anything, they are a magnificent specimen.
lionfloss:by Dru
jaegerpilotmax:Inktober 2021 day 5, ravenRaven hag or crow crone
bonelord10000:bonelord10000:bonelord10000:A Yummy Treat For Me…A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass…
wild-cabins: James Lloyd Cole
I’ve got an insane amount of eggnog, it’s been one day, I am sick of eggnog, there are still 8 2L cartons in my fridge. Everyone, send me your thirstiest nog drinkers
toadalled:Spiny eel/ribbon eel dragon for a commissioner. Eel dragons are one of my ultimate comfort subjects to draw.
doegirldick:shedog:doegirldick:they should invent a new constellation and call it the big snifferwhat would it look likelike this maybe
eldritchautomaton:swesq21:swesq21:TUMBLR IS SHOWING ME GERMAN VIAGRA ADSOh Mein gott zis dashboard ist full of erectilendisfünctiönen
segamascot:
blazestarninja13:biggest-boogara-on-the-block: repeat-script: megaceros: megaceros: gummy lamas And the less talented brothers godspeed purple llama friend There he go There he go
otherwindow:otherwindow:otherwindow:the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated Little robot, nudging a body: i fixLittle robot, nudging a body: i fixLittle robot,
The Reginal Innermint
noellevanious:memorycycle:i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for thisif you’re a fish this is just life
inthetags:rb and put in tags how many ppl your tumblr icon has killed
starryfictionalgirl:Who wants to come play the chocolate guy’s foosball table with me?
thecollectibles:Light up by Insist
swaglexander-the-great:gayteensupreme:Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab
alamuts-lair-of-madness:thcgummy:
teni2:i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture
espanolbot2: randomitemdrop:Item: Hammer of Memory Erasure
cumaeansibyl:msspookypickles:spiced-wine-fic:“Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them,
thebibliosphere:yaminoendo:omnybus:Werewolves of Lendin’He used to work in the lumber yard as a timber wolf@thebibliosphere would Nathan approve of these puns?Considering your introduction to Nathan is him making a pun (“I’m aware.”) I’m
Neil Gaiman
beardedmrbean:
hannahorca:Blobby guys
getintherobot:greentrickster:People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles,
wild-cabins: Chris Daniele
I'm just an illusion
campyvillain:I FORGOT I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON THIS NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I JUST RAN OVER A BIRD
pansylair:don’t litter in the southern california lava tubes(you can and will get your trash whipped back to you at mach 5 speed)
watermelynn-witch:please don’t reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body
icantfindmyfish: Pride in spaceYou can buy these posters here !
I’m gonna rewatch the thing! Surely this will cure me of all my ailments!!
sparkytheflame35:please understand my vision here
I am generally feral and unhinged this evening. Time to relieve some tension
wordsaladimages:
Whats up my pots and kettles, We are feeling passively self destructive this evening!
homosexuality:and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section
amayavittori: there-is-no-second-i-in-dillon: originaldumbbaby: guccihairshirt: its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident check out this freak. she’s got “interests”
cats-n-facts:
femmeforeverafter:zouffle:ghostcrows:due to inflation you must answer my riddles fivedue to budget cuts i will grant you two wishesdue to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time
hungry-skeleton:🗡️ living-hero06 FollowUgh, skeletons are so annoying and unoriginal can necromancers PLEASE start putting different minions in their dungeons🟢💀 Skeleton3245466 FollowEHHH FUCK YOU RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE3 notes💀 Skeleton6574767
spooniestrong:twinsfawn:WE ARE STILL IN A PANDEMIC
shirtsthatgohard:
flathead35:
neilsanders: close your eyes and just get lost in those tunes you guys
barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered
curiosity-cat:i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create
effemimaniac:ALT
chilirasbora:Black sea nettle | Chrysaora achlyosX
spacebingus:At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this
tsuchinokoroyale:steamywitch:thepersonalquotes:
neganlesbian: gapple fcrumble
laconophile-deactivated20220907:
chalkandwater:fullfrontalfish:fullfrontalfish:its-enough-believe-me:🔥 Long, Black, Slippery freshwater Eels THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN I feel like I’m missing a crucial piece of information here, w h a t
crohniewitch:
supreme-leader-stoat:doityourselfbombs:what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch togetherwhat if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.
