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rogue-cas-whore:leh-sarah: cockyroaches: cookiie-doe: traumatizedterezi: legs-are-just-for-show: I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time this post just changed my whole life
mikael-darkan:
wild-cabins: Zackk Barazowski
headspace-hotel:thebigbiwolf:a-frog-in-a-bog:“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”“I want to surrender to the moss”
Off to bed with you!
pileofknives:kolkhozmilf:who on the train keeps eating ham. who was like i need ham snacks for my amtrak trip. this will be great and not at all make other passengers want to execute meThis MF riding Hamtrak
mtmerm:eddieintheocean:
scruckingfub:gingerisaspice:ummmm pussy lemonade
imaveryevilgirl:aspaceinthecosmos:the new composite james webb image is so beautiful ive been staring at it for 10 minutes straight featuring jupiters rings, europa (along with a bunch of other moons), the northern and southern auroras, and the great
bearie:solardivulger: bearie:bearie:lets fucking talk about it NOT going to repeat myself this is awesome its really so awesome
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
every road leads to lost corpse end
tangerinegrove:socialmaya:
teaboot: owlpellet:just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine
coldzonkprofessorturtle:Watching a Netflix show nowadays is like curling up next to a warm fire on a cold winter’s night and reading your new favorite book and just as you get to the good part someone walks past, yanks it out of your hands and throws
nicework-bonedaddy:
nitpickrider: thefingerfuckingfemalefury:nitpickrider:So the way to get Dr. Doom, sovereign of Latveria, smartest villain on the planet, master of all things mystical and mechanical to do anything you say.Is to double dog dare him like a middle schooler.
whoopsie-daisies-sys:feline17ff:holdmecloseandfast:thedemonsurfer:vaporwavesimulator:discardedmilkywaywrapper: vaporwavesimulator: creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean* 8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0 there’s
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:nobody showed up to my public execution :/ what the fuck you guys :/fine. whatever. well they’re beheading me with a sword and you’re all going to miss it. contenders for funniest replies in the notes
souperluminal:souperluminal:Scissor Wizard and Paper WizardIt’s probably fine to leave them alone together. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
tatzelwurming:i want the gentle eyes, funny laugh, and immense bite strength of a hyena
jame7t:jame7t:Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style
krudman:brokenvhstape:radiofreederry:Sure
sacred-portal:
hellyesbro:yu-gi-oh-slavia:they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sinsBuddy let me tell you, I am committing penis lust and penis gluttony as often as a goddamn can
ijustpeedalittlebit:*quietly whoops like a bird*
kermitmentpod:FLEECED: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025)Directed by Rian Johnson
lionfloss:Cloud Forest, Singapore
bapouro:
nsomniacsdream:nsomniacsdream:nsomniacsdream:the-real-skeletor:I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles393837
stabbyhandsmcmike: Woah
effemimaniac:Cognitive Behavioural Therapy 101:❌ Don’t say: “I smell bad”✅ Do say: “I stink good”like and subscribe for more epic mental health tips
outofcontextdiscord:
lionfloss:Better Homes and Gardens, 1981
crevicedwelling:they’re here! it’s them! the
nitpickrider: I could make some kind of cheesy racial unity point here.But I won’t, other people are more qualified for that than me.I just want you to sit with this wonderful moment between two partners.Oh, pardon me Redwing. 3. 3 partners.
brendanicus:It’s funny how legitimately the only thing that ever separated the Westboro Baptist Church from perfectly acceptable evangelical hate cults and led them to being pariahs was the fact that they hated soldiers and the United States too
joeyridersvoid:This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex
cmdthenerd:crimsontentacles:petalstofish-deactivated2022041:May I please add: PLANETARIUMS.ART MUSEUMS also
kyraneko:inside-us-only-stars: ojavenger: supernaturallysarcastic: edwardspoonhands: overtheunderpass: surprise-adoption: Bottle rocket under ice rad I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes
whatifweanarchist:sakiaga:transamus:deadryn:morvay:
karlmarxbongrip:
Rhode Island State of Mind
halorvic:New year
slowlikehoney1996:t shirt that says “i used to be worse”
footlongdingledong:liorlenn:kamoi:targent:is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guywhat the fuck
iosonomer-blog:
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
elodieunderglass:lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabricHat tip @mugwomps !!
jame7t:Every second you don’t kill me with hammers is a second my skittering stat increases by One
latestagejenga:dies-first: @salticid you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!![twitter] IVE FOUND IT AT LAST
humansofnewyork:“He doesn’t love me, that’s for sure. You can project human qualities onto these things until they bite your ass cheek. He bit my ass cheek. Middle of the night, wife asleep in the bed, I bend over to pick something up, and he bites
gothicprep:book banning is unequivocally bad and worth being concerned about, but it’s funny how this practice has survived into the internet age, where information is more readily available than it’s ever been in human history.“ACK!
ankle-beez:ALTView on Twitter[ID: A tweet by Guillermo del Toro that reads, “One significant step on Pinocchio (2022) is that we credit the animators right up front alongside the cast members- because they are. And we are touring w the puppets
hardlightcraft:hardlightcraft:Disco Elysium
BTW the new year kicks ass, this is awesome
stealthrockdamage: i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
jah-love:
queerpeers:roseycanvas:queerpeers:xuxii-bunny:queerpeers:queerpeers:yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*Is there a transfem version?!?ask and ye shall receiveNonbinary version?enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
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