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ghostdata:this person is unhinged *hits follow*
parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:professionalchaoticdumbass:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:theyre going to put a fucking band on methe ladies love my colourful and bright leg bandi
scifi-fantasy-horror: by Nivanh Chanthara
metacarcinus-magister:sandmandaddy69:the raw betrayal and gluttony of this photo. I can’t process it.
afloweroutofstone:
sonypraystation:sonypraystation:plane starts getting shaky and you remember you never put your phone on airplane mode
wild-cabins: Levi Kelly
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zooophagous:sci-the-superb:fursonas: an erotic poem: leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg 10 entire years of Hot Hot Leg Legitimately think about this poem all the time especially when I’m trying on shorts or looking at my own leg for
Portmanteau are so great, you’re telling me I can combine 2 words to make 1 silly word? Phenomenal, exuberant, phenuberant :)
mintyproof:mintyproof:i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe timethey should give me landmines
intercal:berserklrina:
avocadoraisin:me: im going to draw something dark and edgy and bloody oh yeahme 5 min later:
yimra:nato-proxy-war-enjoyer:randomitemdrop:mysticorset:A proper Suit of Armor, a must-have for any adVenture Capitalist. Great protection whether you’re dealing with a Bear or a Bull market.Item: suit of chainmailDripBritish equivalent of a bullet
amydillo:cruelfeast:werewolves are the best because they can be about womanhood or transness or morality or self-image or any type of Otherness. alienation. being afraid of yourself. society being afraid of you. finding your true self. becoming free.
number1girl:could we maybe be serious for like three seconds Turn replies back on you coward. Who cares if this person thinks Harry styles slaps as hard as classical music. How does this hurt you or negatively effect your life in anyway? Music tastes,
billdook:
chassdraws:theunfairfolk:my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
qualtoth:cephalop0p:happy electric feel friday happy electric feel friday
markets:shirt that says “I ❤️ NOT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD I ❤️ FORGETTING AND NOT FORGIVING I ❤️ BEING THE SMALLER PERSON I ❤️ FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE I ❤️ BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME”
lesbianralzarek:torchickentacos:The best character development is when the antagonist doesn’t even really change or redeem himself. Like no, he still sucks, he’s just on our side now. fantastic post op. may i add when a previous antagonist
drag-on-dra-goon: geminibullshit: sindri42: impaled: trashboat: theshittyfoodblog: The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa were you cooking this in the sewer
auroranshadows:ink-the-artist:ink-the-artist:ink-the-artist:man i like it too :)
simpleclownherder: buckbisexualbitch:viparious:thisboyinabinder:osterfields-deactivated20181007:guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”it’s a mountain dew nascar
wormsslime:somanyjacks-writes:I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase “self care” doesn’t resonate with you, try calling it “system maintenance” and see if that clicks.
duckdotcom:they’re putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there’s even talk of taking me outside
iiwaken: ⸙͎۪۫ tree studies ⸙͎۪۫
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:“oh mein gott” destroyed germany, “woa mama mia cunt” destroyed italy, and “naur” destroyed australia. who is next?
branwyn-says:wenellyb:inthetags:Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
tonysopranobignaturals:utopians:when I become an eccentric billionaire I’m going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center.
rhymebeat:What I like about this comic is that it doesn’t “trivialize” mental health problems in and of themselves. It’s clear that the koala IS genuinely traumatized by what’s happened. But it does emphasize that the mental health problems
cadburycreampie:Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text
emergency-broadcast-system:actionandreaction:hogslop:gotterhag:emergency-broadcast-system:Who impregnated Scooby-Doo No! No one *********** Scoobert-Doo!!!His belly just full from endless Thanksgiving food and theunchies from his blunts👆
100493503004422:100493503004422:making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only knowALTthis person said “become a brain witch” like I’m supposed to know what that is
argumate:afloweroutofstone:Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocopthey’ll be so busy admiring the giant bad dragon novelty dildo they won’t even notice the hand grenade in the bucket
lilyhoshikawa:Contrary to popular belief u can support trans women for reasons other than pissing off terfs
outofcontextdiscord:
distinguishedbaloney:
mortimermcmirestinks:people keep trying to make “ladies and gentlemen” more inclusive. I think we should go the other way around. make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. “gamers and pianists”. “oil painters
muchymozzarella:pekasairroc:Ready, set, strike your matches 🔥🐐🔥YULE GOAT??????
somoldy:The Vegetable man
peanutposting:ALTMy sweet boy Peanut
cerastes:Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.Girls inbound. Get ready!Wave 1/10
relelvance:
I forgot my work keys and watch at home which could be a tragedy, but most of the time doesn’t matter, today it doesn’t matter. This life thing is EZ!
tmmyhug:tmmyhug:you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs”
werewolfgirlknots:ALTView on Twitter
stability:
Buying and downloading rimworld biotechnology tonight, yippee! Set yourself up with little things to look forward too
gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
frogparty:i plead oopsies dasies your honor
internetplz: I didn’t know there was something like food horror (opposite food porn?) until I saw this. I think the source might be http://malechef.tumblr.com/
Burger made me miss bedtime, brain go whee till 3 am now
nudityandnerdery:jaubaius: Beach day On the way to the crab rave.
himbofisher:theehorsepusssy:i should call her
foxincrocs-the-gray:thotty-bog-body:why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher>gargoyles scare away demons>stop putting
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