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ferrumanulum:snwlvl:capitalism breeds innovationYeah that will do it.
professors-pet:professors-pet:queerleigh:waityea that’s funny
kodzuken-sweetbea:zetrystan: zetrystan:zetrystan: Technically true. He got the job. He takes his job seriously. I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.
My girlfriend is so awesome, you guys can’t have her cause she’s mine. Just making sure you all know she is phenomenal :) I love her so much!
sew-birb: chaumas-deactivated20230115:ejacutastic:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:yall know what a dorcopsis is? kangaroo corrupted by dark forcesthat’s an italian greyhound Big Chungus
general-illyrin:general-illyrin:How many side blogs do you have?01-56-1011-1516-2021-2526-3031-3536-4041+See ResultsIf you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people. (I wouldn’t normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely
animentality:
theacecrimes:maryfagdalene:the world needs transsexuals more than it needs god[ID: A gothic style church, with the words “THE WORLD NEEDS TRANSSEXUALS MORE THEN IT NEEDS GOD” superimposed over it in big, bold, orange and yellow letters /END
ratfuck:I dig in the soil I squirm and I toil I slam in the back of my apple car
chongoblog:chongoblog:God, the world is so complicated. It has millions, no billions, hell probably trillions of moving parts all interacting in weird different ways. And you’re here in a way that contributes to this monster of an equation. And your
brain-deadx0:Fuck it. Make this 60 406040See Results
delta-hexagon:my new Boredom Reliever at work is “drawin wierd guys on the work computer with the mouse”
unclefather:Doing a gender reveal for my tapeworm
lux-vitae:Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)
escuerzoresucitado:
catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
catasters:
stylampa-deactivated20220516:happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder
fjeldmouse:superorganism:girl who is lying on her stomach giggling and thinking about her crush and doodling pics of them in her notebook but all of them are drawings of them being crucified obsessed with this
I’ve spent too much time on my feet and now I’m grumpy :(
FUCK THIS FISH TANK! STUPID!!! AAAAAAAAAAA
aflo:nyanoraptor:nyanoraptor:oh yeah? well *perfectly caramelizes your onions*how to make five large onions fit inside a single 8oz jar
I need another crash cymbal something fierce, and a stand!
normal-horoscopes:nucleariguana:normal-horoscopes:A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO
kaijuno:
insanecorgi:zwahkmuchoney:Ouch
endcant:take comfort! many animals make a cute little squeak when they yawn
venlo:you can’t tell me I’m wrong
those-gremlin-grapes:i fucking love almost human and almost alive characters! struggle with your humanity go sad boy go! Fuck shit up! eat people!
princessofnazareth:medusas-stone-snakes:princessofnazareth:medusas-stone-snakes:princessofnazareth:princessofnazareth:i literally don’t care if you have social anxiety you still need social skillsactually developing social skills is what will help your
rogha:rogha:rogha:one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition like six months after that just
dxmerons:little german boy: und platenpüssen?perry: *puts his hat on*little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!
Tada, this morning I remembered my focusing meth. Heres a joke for the morning whats the difference between osb and mulch?? They treat mulch to prevent rot xD lets unmulch a floor, it mightve been osb at one point in its life! But it sure ain’t
sosuperawesome: Crab Planters // Infinite Love Creative
imanes:“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency
I forgot my focusing meth today, rip!
pinchbee:aaaaaaaaand post
helpimagoat:
annabelle–cane:it’s very important I think to both have in your life a) people who will listen to your insecurities and gently reassure you that they don’t necessarily reflect reality b) people who will listen to your insecurities and
marlynnofmany:sodorz:thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under theregives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad
piendish:Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
mayfriend:marisatomay:the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23op i am holding your grandpa to this
catchymemes:
Olivia Black
kaleidoscopicbullettrain:oldbronxlady:
prohaloplayer:i swear to god if i see another funny post i am going to laugh
fatsexybitch:uselessmachinewithskeletoninside:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:I’m love himI need more men embracing halter crop STAT
lionfloss:
notbeingnoticed:
lionfloss:osamu kume
smokedsalmoniloveyou:The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.
ollyneanderthal: another gob - real pleased w/ this one
kelocitta: Deeply obsessed with this orange lizard i saw whos entire bodymass was localized in its head
crazy-brazilian:
the-arcade-doctor:PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING
Bad vibes of my own making. Dumb.
