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holehaver:holehaver: dude i can’t smoke that type of weed, it makes me turn gay. i’m not gay usually, just when i smoke gay weed. come over to my house, bro, i have normal weed there. oh shidd… looks like i’m all out of normal weed :/ just got
tearlessrain:the fact that we all spent our childhoods inundated by ads for milk – not even a particular brand of milk or anything, literally just the concept of Milk – feels like the premise of a night vale gag but it’s just a thing
piendish:Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
dragongirltum:there is something deeply funny to me about jokes
"The fire crocodile is certified no thoughts head empty. I'll let you pet it."
Discord, Minus Context
aflo:pointnclick:When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I’ll do anything women ask of me
solarsyrup:balaclava-trismegistus:
nachiroux:cerastes:cerastes:Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.Girls inbound. Get ready!Wave 1/10This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.Wave 2/10stay alert, they’re
jesterevermore:cerleansky:The legacies people leave behind in you. My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.I watched
wlwdaydreamms:im curious about what made you you. im curious about your taste in music. im curious about the way your mind thinks. im curious about how your body likes to be touched. im curious about your late night thoughts and how they make you feel.
bfleuterart: Some spookier robots.
skiplo-wave:Well deserved rest king 👑
corsolanite: Literally an end of an era
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
dankmemesreasonforliving:
gossipgita:squishyproductions: So, Dwarf Fortress had deep financial system at one point. Dwarves had currency and made wages and paid for food and housing and could invest their money. A few dwarves early on would come into money then invest more than
captainofdaydreams:saw new users saying they don’t block bots bc “they inflate follower count 😌” and “what’s the point” like who’s gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can’t even
panelperday: There’s an old forgotten adage about phylactery puppets… something about being able take the soul out of the wizard… But not the other way around?
ca314159bara:the homies are melancholic and despondent and their sleep is troubled by visions
twinsfawn:tag yourself. do you skitter, scuttle, scurry, or scamper.
Firefighting/Engineering Hottie 👩🏽🚒👷🏽♀️
dogexmachina:superjustaguyblog:falco-lombardis-guyliner: jettreno: ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and- disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna
farmercaps:
dragoreborn7:notajerusalemcricket: noodle-of-war: plushav: Plush Pillbugs by NAT @hera-the-something THE
wusdiswusdat: wusdiswusdat:SOGGY MAN ALERT !!! !! I REPEAT SOGGY MAN ALERT !! sopping focken wet….
chumbie:a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
ashleyinwondrland:
crazy-brazilian:
Another win for music and weed saving me from myself
guooey:on it boss
lionfloss:by Smolsky Evgeny
pekingopera:
chimpanzeedotcom:Who up being the wizard of loneliness
dumtranskitty-2:butch-nudibranch:femme-bo:femme-bo:people will really have the gall to look me (Femme with a capital F, protector of butches) in the eye and say “well at least you’re not one of THOOOSEEE bull dyke lesbians”n that’s when I pull
sword-and-nightingale:eternal-gromnommer:you know what? fuck you *untandems your maus*
infectiouspiss:as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
Okay well, onwards and upwards. Chores and whatnot, the loneliness can kill me later.
How do you casually converse, how do you do anything casually? I’m not a casual person, I do things purposefully, so I’m not saying shit without a reason. This is half the problem
HI KURZGESAGT AUTOPLAY VIDEO ABOUT LONELINESS. YOU SURE ARENT RELEVANT TO MY LIFE AT ALL RIGHT NOW.
Ha ha, all this talk. But it’s not with anyone. Might as well be talking to myself, the usual.
berandomness:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE! APPARENTLY THE CURE FOR MY ILLS IS TALKING ABOUT IT. WITH OTHERS. BUT FUCK AM I AWKWARD. IVE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT IT EITHER. IM JUST FUCKED. ANGER, RAGE, FURY.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE! APPARENTLY THE CURE FOR MY ILLS IS TALKING ABOUT IT. WITH OTHERS. BUT FUCK AM I AWKWARD. IVE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT IT EITHER. IM JUST FUCKED.
I hate everything. It’s all stupid and sucks so bad.
precambrianhottopic:(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha
flork-of-cows-unofficially:flork-of-cows-unofficially:prank
sule-skerry:thefurriestofchows:teathattast:oh,oh this is absolutely beautiful I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.
1kami:By Calder Moore Music on
rongzhi:English added by me :)
controlledchaoscollective:hey, cm’here a secondgo to a fancy restaurant and order an apple juiceuse the brightly colored band-aid to cover the scratch that probably doesn’t need a band-aid in the first placeuse the glitter gel penswear the obnoxiously
bingoluka:My dad was talking about how his friend nearly got courtmartialed during Vietnam because he refused to salute anyone, including generals. And honestly? What a mood. Good for Gary. Also apparently whenever he got in trouble at boot camp he would
liquidstar:liquidstar:liquidstar:thanks i was getting sick of weather reports being specific i wanted them to just vaguely allude to which season we’re in instead it immediately switched as soon as i made this post almost as if it could tell i was mad
themanslayer:This makes me laugh literally every time I watch it, it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
pro-gay:fennelfronds:
happyheidi:mushrooms in trees ♡(via)
tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
zsnes:just no appreciation for the camp of classic fantasy. big guy. cursed sword. simple stuff– loincloth, spaulder with skull motif. going after a wizard. no hoity toity key-blades or dimension hopping or complicated, emotional exchanges. just
arcticarthropod:crevicedwelling:today’s isopod is Armadillidium vulgare “Orange Vigor,” an orange mutation of the common pillbug or roly-poly. they still show yellow scrawls and varying shades of base color, like the wild gray form, with males tending
