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slimegirlwarlock:she’s a 10 but she keeps melting into a puddle and leaving through a drain any time you ask her to help with chores
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:hey. goth lego dragon.they’re on a date :)ALT
teathattast:teathattast:fucking GET YUO
furrytechgirl:headspace-hotel:tiktoksthataregood-ish:Moldy 😭
lionfloss:Vicente Fraga
mayakern:blazingpeter:mayakern:the team is all here I got blessed by this terror of a teamoh HELL yeah
headspace-hotel:tucsonhorse:kaijuno:It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain…I think it’s supposed to be both
powerburial:Something good is going to happen soon- The foreboding smiler
kaijuno:MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS
seamusmclame:
incorrect-hs-quotes:June: april fool’s is coming out, don’t forget to set out milk and cookies for me, the april fool.
tigerdrop:tigerdrop:Happy trans gendar day of visibiltyNot . the picture i wanted. to post
chilchuckdewey:catboyanthem:catboyanthem:chilchuckdewey:sorry for being so weird it’s my first time being aliveNOT sorry for being so weird it’s my ONLY time being aliveyou can do whatever you want foreverhell yes. realest shit ever said
millennial-review:
mattibee:mattibee:There are. So many little guys to buyEel <3
badjokesbyjeff: My rescue dog has no legs, so I named her cigarette…and every night we go out for a drag.
snumelhp:
laskulls:laskulls:I keep drawing curly sheep horns on characters and thinking to myself “these look like shrimp if I colored them pink” IDK WHYshreemp
pterribledinosaurdrawings: pterribledinosaurdrawings: happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Here are two drawings of me. I didn’t get around to doing a new drawing this year, but this old one has been getting a few notes so I’m reblogging it again.(also,
gooblek:BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
northirish:northirish:The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourselfThe second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
lionfloss:Faroe Islands by Chris Henry
rhubarbes: an_improbable_future
pocketss: big egg
granddyke:granddyke:breaking news: catsbreaking BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!! WE HAVE A FLUFFY BEAST REPORTED! I REPEAT!! FLUFFY BEAST SIGHTED, BATTEN DOWN YOUR HEARTS, THIS IS A CATEGORY 9 CUTE EVENT!!! STAY SAFE OUT THERE!
:I love saying “This would fix me” about things that would turn me into a brainless slut
stevishabitat: what-grace-has-forgiveness: blue–folder: Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building the thrilling sequel
beardedmrbean:
doggirlhen:dailyquests:Suck at Videogame in front of Women.Suck Women in front of Videogames.
evilwizard:krongus:evilwizard:*proudly* there are even talks of freezing me in a glacier for one thousand yearsKrongus assumes it would look like thisthat’s a pretty good mock-up, Krongus. append it to my vision board!
thesituation:thesituation:i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot penniesyou’re scaring me
garbage-empress:transfaguette:monemin:transfaguette:hate that english makes you say things like “that that” and “do do”yeah. hate that that’s something i do do sometimesim screaming and crying and throwing upall because of
apeshit:look at this huge picture that was downtown
frankenfran:frankenfran:2068: gene splicing has advanced to the point that completely customising your baby before it’s born has become commonplace.2069: former internet darlings justin and griffin mcelroy come out of retirement for the boldest episode
is-the-owl-video-cute:pseudomantis:a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
neilsanders:public speaking
theaologies:theaologies:??????
sanguinehornytext:weird people are the most fuckable people on the planet. This is all.
imaginefribby: fribby: freddiedies: fribby: gibby? is that you gibby? come to the light
visenyaism:visenyaism:one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure
whack-patty:HELP ME PROVE A POINTstrawberry milk 🍓🍓🍓💝🌟🌈🎀💕🌹🌸🌈🌟🌸💖💖🌹💕💕🌸🌸💖💕💕🎀🌟🌈🌟🌈🎀🌈🌟🌟chocolate milk 🙄🤷♀️👎😐🤨😴🙅🙍♂️See Results
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kobikiyama: Abrar Khan
thementalistscandidate: fihyn-art:shittycryptids:a very fat and round seal that floats through space and is the size of Jupiter @tonysopranobignaturals
circusheart:is. is that um a . is that a wild boar in your pants or are you just. or are your penis just good at snuffling out um truffles
lionfloss: stairway to Devon by Steve Jack
modogoblin:
natequarter:irisbleufic:ratfuck:youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position [#knife against throat #against a wall #but like consensually]
gg3cc3:
tonysopranobignaturals:if i’m being honest I don’t care if someone in financial distress slightly exaggerates how much money they need. there are people who donate to literal billionaires
unclefather:plastic straws are out. you know what’s in? caring for others and loving them
quo-usque-tandem:Three Puppies - Japan, 18th century
kldpxl: Power Plant
memorycycle:excuse me sirexcuise me sir can i crush you and smash you repeadetly on your stupid head
rhubarbes: Iurie Belegurschi Photography
expressions-of-nature:by Marina Murashova
iosonomer-blog:
theygender:Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it’s all just getting a little Too for me
sssabi:
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