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curlicuetruth:lostinhistory: found this in one of the news articles I can’t decide whether seven bushmaster bites means you should stay away from bushmasters or declare yourself bushmaster king
angelicguy:listening to royals by lorde rn
Appaloosa (2008) is a great movie, go watch it. It’s the western I’ve been watching and am now rewatching, as I have these brain breakthroughs.
berandomness:Thank you whatever deities are out there for my very tolerable cat who loves me to the ends of the earth with very little thought and an overabundance of forgiveness. You are the best cat ever Simon, I hope I’m treating you as well
Great success! Socially interacted with one (1) person today. You guys wish you were me. You wish you could follow in my footsteps and revel in my glories!
plum-soup:Dudes will have cum dripping out their ass and be like “let’s cuddle🥺🥺no homo tho”
lovotomii:wolfpussy420:rtz669:
animentality:
How do people multi task between whatever they may be doing, and texting with someone they wanna talk to?
leviathan-supersystem:cop shows are like “dammit! we would have caught babyeater mike by now if people didn’t have rights,”
I am an enthusiastic user of the interobang, if only it were standard on the English keyboard.
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
cyan-opinions:redead-red:watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was likeput your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will workopen up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkkput in the moviegdi it has to be rewoundpress STOP
Haha! I may be messy garbage heap of person but watch this!-levitates trash into approximation of a person for 1 hour-
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:I envy your innocence
krishnahare:
I keep coming back to, it is what it is. Things are as they are. You can do things to change the future, they can do things to change the future.It is what it is.all we have is how it plays out in the moment.It was what it was. It is what it is. It will
duckdotcom:I’m trying out a new cigarette called stepping outside to appreciate the beauty of the world
bathylychnops:reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth
nutsacktorturer:gchqsleeperagent: nutsacktorturer:gchqsleeperagent: does covid fuck up your gag reflex are you having trouble in the men’s room I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before can we meet up
I wasn’t raised same as you. You weren’t raised same as me. All conflict between humanity lies in that truth.
solidssnakeass:redpandarascal:catgirlaleistercrowley:fuckyeah2000s:That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue
tumbwr:charlottan: the-scungles-of-crungles: sounddesignerjeans: I do love that this website is completely run by trans people. Like there’s a few cis people on here but they’re completely domesticated, we have little bells on them so we know where
lionfloss:Michael Riffle
Growing up is learning that hate, is a very specific thing to some people.Love, is a very specific thing to some people.You aren’t those people. You can love and hate how you choose, taking any consequences that choice may bring.
ninetinyreindeer: the other reindeer the second this baby shows up for reindeer games
True power is lent to those who can think beyond their mind.
perpendicular honk engine
rollerskate2theface:Sooo this happened on tiktokAnd the comments are gold(+Extra)
konbinisando:holdjaneshand on flickr
This just in, I may have a thing for westerns.
to trust, is coming to understand that things have not, could not, will not change. if they changed, they could not be trusted.If it/they didn’t change, they would not require trust.
Chaos of Fair Folk
I’m becoming obsessed with false dichotomies
bizabizow:milfy:
berandomness:It really is all communication, talking, letting things be known to others as scary as that may be. If you don’t say anything, others don’t know anything. This is intuitive to most people, to me it is terrifying. The rule is to
It really is all communication, talking, letting things be known to others as scary as that may be. If you don’t say anything, others don’t know anything. This is intuitive to most people, to me it is terrifying. The rule is to say whatever
slimepost-generator:what if I was a peat bog and you were a clueless creature wandering into me in search of food and you sunk and I preserved your body for millennia due to the anoxic environment 😳
coolxatu:coolxatu: looking through old discord pins and remembered this video a total stranger sent us through our chat bot
ejacutastic:
carnageandculture:Original art made by Edward Gorey for - but never published with - Florence Heide Parry’s 1969 children’s book.
lionfloss:by Smolsky Evgeny
beardof8bit:Scorn
thehobbutts:im not a human im actually a claymation anthropomorphic mouse in a little coat and scarf
stormesandshowers:officialjotchuagirlfanclub-deac:insaneostyle:Ladies night on tumblr
kamenriderhamo:shortruler:This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet
cowboy:cowboy:WHAT is going on on jermas streamWHO IS THIS Jerma 2: bigger, better, now with 37% more facial hair!
berandomness:I dislike appliances that cannot be leaned against This post brought to you by my mom’s new stove that beeped at me when I leaned against it
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1eccff7702a723f5e087d55a72644c00/00ad89887bc10bfd-21/s512x512u_c1/9ce3ccd79a4926de37ccb3c3127c9432b2ee5292.jpg
I dislike appliances that cannot be leaned against
metacarcinus-magister:
the-football-chick:
kaijuno:
nathanielthecurious:okay so having numbers in your last name is cool when it’s matteo JWHJ0715, but not when it’s a hot girl with a new account on tumblr dot com 🙄 just say you hate women
gossipinq:what type of bug is this
nekkowe:masonicbeheadingritual:
tiredkitten123:headspace-hotel: undeadentropy: prokopetz: New rule: for every dick that’s removed from a depiction of a classic work of art so as to render it palatable for public consumption, a different classic work of art must gain one in order
inthefallofasparrow:burnedgirlrising:kittenchomp:
