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only-tiktoks:
himbofisher:most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun
nsomniacsdream:bodhisattvawithoutorgans:“your teens are about” “your 20s are about” there’s no schedule babesYour 30s are about being older than your 20s but not in your 40s yet.
sockerfri:
le-dreadmau5: xiranjayzhao: Video SourceThe French president Macron is trying to raise their retirement age from 62 to 64 (and 67 for some?). French people have protested peacefully for 2 months but yesterday his government went ahead and invoked an
professionaljester:food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice their autistic customers the second the change is made:
forlorngarden:
pavlovadiplomacy:
pondering-the-kaiju:Whoa there, pardner! What have you done to make sure that belief or practice actually originates in ancient times and didn’t come from the imagination of a repressed Victorian romantic?
sallyhansenpacificblue:these gifs summarize the human experience
bogotter:terminalvortex:terminalvortex:my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhdEXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION
lady-harrowhark:inkskinned:“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
powerburial:mostly-funnytwittertweets:salvia
rslashrats:“we’re running oit of posts to make” maybe you are. i have so many words and phrases trapped inside my beautiful soul
fagcrisis:ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere
glozirina:
crevicedwelling:padmaclynne:crevicedwelling:a centipede is a type of dragon oh damnwtf are they hoardingthe most precious treasure of all: family
theconcealedweapon:
lionfloss:Fiji Reefscape
oarfjsh:r3m-ster:so i found this photoi have a feeling this is a great new meme format@fullfrontalfish
puyopuyo:it really is friday night when you think about it
tiktoks-we-like:Felt yall would appreciate my local universities bug club poster
coughloop:screenshotsofdespair:all hamsters are constantly clicking D all day every day
crushvanilla-deactivated2023022:my mutuals are so awesome but my conversation skills are much less awesome
huffylemon:
charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn:The only good song where a musician is singing about their own fame is Living Tombstone’s “My Ordinary Life”. It has a reference to Watchmen right after a reference to Greek Mythology.
sh1tl0rrd:scottandhiskind:hotboyproblems:you are not immune to propaganda Propaganda works both ways rb in tags are u the one taking the pickle or giving it away
regularlesbian: curehardflip: jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We: good morning. egg post computer. send the egg image to my rabbi
verpine95:guccifloralsuits:I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
m3n4c3v35537:bowelflies:halflingsThese guys look like the norf fc fat wojak
biplet:“Straws give you wrinkles” “sunlight gives you age spots” “smiling with your eyes gives you laugh lines” okay but what if I did that. What if I drank Vanilla Coke from a bendy straw and danced in the sunlight and laughed with reckless
silverjirachi:catchymemes:Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
bace-jeleren:Shun: oh my god, I’ve never seem the back of Norn’s head before, that’s really gross! Me, totally also definitely looking at how her massive headplate is attached and nothing else:
depsidase:
peacephotography: Photograph: Filip Hrebenda
papayajuan2019:papayajuan2019:btw you cant save people. the most you can do is try to understand them. the most you can do is let them be themselves. all you can do is empathize, be therebtw there’s a spider on your shoulder
kactusnz:derinthescarletpescatarian:kactusnz:whitetyger123:I like imagining the policy changes to Nasa after Mark Watney’s extended stay on Mars. Used to have 4 independent communication methods? Make it 8. Send enough food for 3 years now. Send
ejacutastic:ejacutastic:anyone have that one post that’s like “I was staying at an airbnb and woke up and saw a mouse eating a truffle. it wasn’t my chocolate it was the mouse’s chocolate” bc I can’t find it gotta do
histrionicintrovert:decayalectical:wankable cities
goat-of-departure:
meme-conservation:maeglinthebold: soaringsearingphoenix:stannisbaratheon:i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today Happy anniversary old as balls gifset @meme-conservation We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme
fallingtowers: THANK YOU!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL INNOVATION!!
socialistexan:Now THIS is allyship.
warningsine:
a-delightful-moment: Elliot Hawkey
a-delightful-moment:@themodernleper
crevicedwelling:crevicedwelling:some invasive worms I found in Florida!first is a Caenoplana sp., a flatworm now found across the tropics but which is likely native to Australia (or nearby). they feed on arthropods, including isopods. next is Bipalium
a-delightful-moment: Dominik Sartorius
alagaisia:latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:do you guys remember being like 14 and being like these sheep could never understand me and,the inoffensive indie rock I listen to on my ipod touch ..ALTPrev tags passing peer review because just today at work
mysharona1987:The Onion really ain’t fucking around.
iwannabeyourgentleman: ask-cloud-skipper: iwannabeyourgentleman: iwannabeyourgentleman: *recovers hp and mp by swallowing a hot load* If you take it up the butt it buffs your attack and magic attack i wanna punch you in the throat Try it bitch
escuerzoresucitado:disclaymore:brapclinic:escuerzoresucitado:👀Okay, but what is considered an “accidental release of chemicals?” Lawn pesticides going down the storm drain? One litre gasoline spills? Antifreeze being spilt in a parking
validwarriorcatsnames:amarkls:cryptid-on-a-string:hustlerose:hustlerose:of course you have blood all over you. and pronounseasy website ^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”weird horse“Websight” is a Valid Warrior
bladesofkyber:TITAN AE (2000) dir. Don Bluth & Gary GoldmanWake AngelsThey follow ships into deep space, glide on the energy wake
thechurn:this is terrifying. i love it
100493503004422:really sucks that things don’t get done unless you do them
superhell:SUCCUMB TO THE URGE OF CREATING. [x]
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