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bogleech:blondebrainpower:Devil Scorpionfish Wild grumpuses on their treacherous migration to the complaints department
lionfloss:Sebastian Brajkovic ‘Banquette’ 2018, via davidgillgallery
"If anyone knows what this thing does, PLEASE TELL ME."
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slutdge:slutdge:cant stop thinking aboutSMASNUGrealized this was probably incomprehensible if you dont know the context
hurricanelolita:i like books and storytelling so so so much which is why i spend 300 hours a day going online to tell everyone about when it’s bad
culturevulturette: So basically…
there-rises-a-red-star: derinthescarletpescatarian:lumsel: triviallytrue: (image by @wuggen) I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult coward
huariqueje: Aspens - Inari Krohn , 2017.Finnish, b. 1945 -Watercolour , 30 x 30 cm.
hunter-rodrigez:traycakes:liberalsarecool:Add this to list of shitty things silver-spoon knobheads get away with. #Hyperloop
wordfather:huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover
manywinged:manywinged:the funniest thing wrong with me is that i’m so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on meevery time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any
adhdjerma:exitwound:i hope you live. i hope we both live
gglilyallen:RAISING A GLASS TO THE GAYS AND THE BIS AND THE TRANS AND THE GIRLS AND THE BIG BALD MEN!!
gglilyallen:RAISING A GLASS TO THE GAYS AND THE BIS AND THE TRANS AND THE GIRLS AND THE BIG BALD MEN!! Have you seen this?? It’s good. You should see it.
mousegirlheart:but we stay squeaky :3cbut we stay squeaky :3cbut we stay squeaky :3cBUT WE STAY SQUEAKY!!! :3ᴄ
evilwizard:football-in-tuxedos:radiofreederry:Someday I’m gonna need to actually write about this conservative tactic of demanding we basically turn off the part of our brain that interprets words and finds meaning when we talk to them. If they don’t
gbsketch: Day 4097 – March 20th, 2023
st-just:Post-Apocalyptic Inquisition by Sergey Vasnev
webkinzcat:
inthetags:Reblog and put in the tags where you can be found if tumblr ever goes down
justawanderingfan:The Hidden Problem of Outdoor Cats: Ecology of FearAs a huge cat lover who grew up with cats and adores every part of them, outdoor cats are a problem. You’ve probably already heard this, but domestic outdoor cats are responsible for
I'm a silly sap
papasmoke:sloppystyle:Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post
julesscheele:I’ve been bad at updating this! The world has been very tiring.
shesnake:ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem
wayneradiotv:sebmal:wayneradiotv:hate this. put the WHOLE DAMN NUMBER ! whole number is so hard. replace it with smiley face or frowny face and make us guess if the number is good or bad this one doin numbers
lumberjackloverboy:escuerzoresucitado:[image id: a screenshot from an online magazine called The Cut, written by Jesse Singal. The headline reads in large letters ‘The Phenomenon of 'Bud Sex’ Between Straight Rural Men’. Underneath is
myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021:
escuerzoresucitado:
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lancelought:oh you’re insufferable? *suffers you easily and gladly*
whatwwwwwww:is-the-owl-video-cute:prozac:prozac:Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures
fairycosmos:fairycosmos: i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room he doesn’t know wtf is going on
depsidase:
jo-dracona::rosenkranz-does-things:bath time[id: a gouache painting of a wet tiger sitting in a body of water. their hair droops and they have a neutral expression on. the water is brown and blue swirls while the sky is green. end id][additional id: the
sewerfight:Posting “dick from a stupid girl” on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I’m a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger,
Argh
smokeweed2008:I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.
whaddahelk:log6:I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever
sfemonster:transdragontrans dragon♥︎
tinabelcherseverythingisokface:
Where the hyuk is my tax return!!!!
fatdyke420:
traggots:autism be damned that boy can. i dont fucking know. bark.
berandomness:Michelin mush Specifically, matarina’s magical Michelin mushroom mush!
Michelin mush
mclennonyaoi:mclennonyaoi:mclennonyaoi:if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you. ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.
calamitys-child:Plays and short fiction are about reading the single most fucked up thing you’ve ever encountered in 45 minutes or less and then going back to work like you didn’t just meet both faces of god and satan on your lunch break
animentality:
theghoulfucker:in the simpsons shitposting group this was a huge meme for like several months and it was called Lowmer and i’m still obsessed with it
homunculus-argument:Demons who obey human commands, but instead of being absolutely controlled or compelled by the signs, salt lines and sigils that people draw, they treat it like the rules of a sport game - they’d never injure another demon while