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edgemarquess:ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t
wizardgender:
aflo:skyrim-forever:op is the high hrothgar frost troll
obsob:obsessed w drawing. this.
outlqst: The creatures of ANNIHILATION (2018) dir. Alex Garland
meow-77:meow-moment:do you think they ever explored eachothers bodiesyea but watch out
vapboy:reaumantic:vapboy: vapboy:i know every digit of pi i dont know what order happy 3/14
scavengedluxury: dizzyotter: when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
elixir:A trove of 24 bronze statues was just discovered in a network of baths built by the Etruscans in Tuscany, dating back 2300 years. They were preserved by mud and boiling water from the hot springs in the baths.
lava-lamps-forever:
socialmaya:
dduane:roseschmits:Tentacle Pot, porcelain, 2022These are desperately cool. :)
injuries-in-dust:audhd-space:Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.
hapalopus:gorbling:gorbling:Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”
ex0skeletal-undead: Winter Captures the Night by EranFowler This artist on Facebook
hidefdoritos:eggpriest:wrath [ID: A 4-panel cartoon. One person sits happily alone, wiggling their foot. Another person approaches and says, “why are you wiggling? stop wiggling.” They stare at each other for a moment, and then the wiggler uses
byrdsfly:jezifster:daydreamodyssey:Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villainHas a crush on the hero and can’t be normal about it
lmaonade:supergameboytwo:lmaonade:your mama so poblano pepper the way i roast her YOUR mama so poblano pepper the way i stuff her
spectrometrie:im so glad discovering music is endless
cowards-sorcery:radiovys:bunchashapes:god forbid women do anything
milfpyramidhead: to everyone in the notes saying something along the lines of “omg i need to do this”: i want you to know i had a friend who did exactly this. he christened it Swampy The Bong and contracted cholera like four times as a result and
tooquirkytolose:Thusly we conclude our tale
fullmetalfisting:Happy at Patrick’s Day. This is my dog Atlas who can’t take a good picture to save his little boy life
sharkfish:54-tyler:I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.
palmmall:granwave:tekkengundamdykefag:pixiecatsupreme:lottieratworld:mlarayoukai:Hell yeah brother Hell yeah brotherHell yeah brotherHell yeah brotherHell yeah brotherHell yeah brother
catchymemes:
prohaloplayer:trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
justclownin:
knuppitalism-with-ue:Todays stream was about the ecological impact of animals. Starting with Opisthocoelicaudia plowing channels through a wetland, Secernosaurus nesting colony on a mangrove forest, Titanites mass spawning and a beached Aristonectes being
the-vaudevillain:lakemojave:Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?ive never worked there. stop saying i work there
stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese: 🗡️(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
sweatermuppet:every day i get my heart ripped out & every day i simply just continue
heybuddotcom:i need to cut my hair i need to evolve i need to see a good thing when it’s in front of me i need to be respectful i need to listen i need to respond i need to move on
astercrash:evilwizard:evilwizard:me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystaloracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnetme: could you rephraseBE MORE
gotterhag:piipstachio:TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THISTwo things: 1.) I’m actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald’s
kosmogrl:
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elodieunderglass:apas-95:knowledgeOh I’m gonna invest early in this one
lakevida:fortooate:lakevida:lakevida:can you imagine being dealt this handthey can’t possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking
grubloved:magnoliae:no offence but I dont give two shits how big a carbon footprint inhalers and other medical equipment have when theyre keeping someone alive. like sorry you shouldnt feel guilty over the medical device that allows you to breathe when
the-uncalm-nipples:terftalia:cookingwithroxy:musterni-illustrates:somevirtualnolife:the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along
pathologising:log6:pathologising:where’s me package…ahar. Twas cast overboardaye…..killing meself
Convergent Evolution
nyaa:
doccywhomst:thelakesuite:thelakesuite:thelakesuite:the cubethe cubethe cube
pendulette:i want elon musk to lose one hundred million dollars for being rude to one person he thought he owned. i want this so bad. i want him to be afraid to speak to anyone for fear of losing one hundred million dollars by being so fucking cruel and
TAXES!! I MAY NOT LIVE IN TEXAS, BUT I STILL HAVE TO DO MY TAXES!!
papasmoke:papasmoke:polish csgo gambling youtuber channel intro from 2015
aidashakur:When love visits you again… may it be genuine, safe, reassuring, and secure.
thelearnedsoldiertoo:kingscrown666:pasta-is-magnificent:Maybe if we reblog both at once JK Rowling will finally croak.
ratscanada:apparently i’m blogging in the year 1502
gnarlykickflip:hungwy:Seagull sounds are beautiful to me. Too bad they are the wails of dead sailorsthank goodness so many sailors suffered terrible deaths so they could wail sweet songs to me
valucard:escuerzoresucitado:
weird-ecologies:The Platonic ideal to which all benches should aspire
planet-motherfucker:
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nineteenth-order-simulacra:
ovenroastedtwerkey:cowboylikedean:i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this yearThe idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain
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