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passumbapper:(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
christianstepmoms:Has anybody seen my pet Weather Balloon she didn’t come home last night and her food bowl is still full.
Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations
online-ghost:captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face Thats
manywinged:manywinged:patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never returnALTthis post is about her
allthingseurope:Fussen, Germany
the-haiku-bot: jordanparrished: So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on a white canvas. There
girl-chunks:girl-chunks:Bitches love me bcz I’m so fucking earnestShe lets me hit because of my zest for life.
fnordseer5:hearken unto me bro. bro heark- bro you’re not even hearkening
eel-in-a-glass:GUESS WHO HAS POLLS, SUCKAS!!Now, my good homies, PICK ONE.🟢green beans🟠carrotsSee Results
ranidspace:Vote ONLY what the previous reblog says for you to vote. if you see this poll and no one has tagged it, vote randomly. After voting, reblog and tag it it with a random option you DID NOT vote for. hatshirtpantsshoesSee Results
seveneyesoup:Favorite Halogen?FClBrIAtSee Results
guess who has pollsa monkey with 3 thumbsthis guyyour mom!DEEZ NUTS!See ResultsPure havoc wall be wrought upon the dash today.
triandot:berserklrina:
not-so-rosyyy:oh god… there was another one…. and possibly (I pray to god it’s wrong) more to come…. this is horrible.source: twitter.com
rotationalsymmetry:Oooo oh yeah! Favorite noble gas!!!!!HeliumNeonArgonKryptonXenonRadonSee Results
coolxatu:coolxatu:she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
radiofreederry:
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:defending that damn balloon with my LIFEit’s like a daughter to me at this point
jaubaius: Frog wizard is the best…Unmute🔊Source
badjokesbyjeff: In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake.You’ve got koi’s A, B, C, and then the D koi
amazinglybeautifulphotography:Mostnica Gorge, Slovenia [2160 x 3240] [OC] - Author: primozk on Reddit
tonysopranobignaturals:joining the war on coyotes on the side of coyotes. if you’re hungry they’re hungry. let them eat your outdoor cat
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stealthrockdamage:i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
april:gl0wc0r3:
crimewizards:BAD NONES FROM THE ZONES, TUMBLEWONESlooks like jet star and the kobra STAR got in a clap with a STARthat went aaaallll coSTARica and UHHHHHHgot themselves 🅱️hosted, 🅱️usted out on route 🅱️uanoso its time to hit the red lime
hearty-an0n:hearty-an0n:hearty-an0n:hearty-an0n:if i was orpheus i just wouldn’t have turned around loljust went and got eurydice. this is so easyum. awfully quiet in this tunnel.
discodeerdiary:we’re making mac and cheesepastabuttermilkcheese powdervanilla extractSee Results
hickeywiththegoodhair:softchad:*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
bogleech: Keeping an adult lamprey in a home aquarium would be impossible for multiple reasons but their blind little larvae are just filter feeders and they live up to eight years in this stage. I don’t know if anyone’s ever tried to keep one.
g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:kryptonite-tie:tiktoksijustthinkareneat:Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn’t process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon
midiport:45210khz67300khz410909khz:midiport:midiport:GUYS HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT AT A THRIFT STORE SOMEOEN WROTE THEIR NAME ON IT BUT IT COMES RIGHT OFF WITH ALCOHOL ITS JAPANESE EDITION DO YOU HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTSTHATS HIS???????IM KILLING
ryu1964: MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM? Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay MBMaBM Fan: What? Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
ghost-of-algren: f-ftw: tit lights for life finally a ceiling titty truly worth jacking off to
sauntervaguelydown:sauntervaguelydown:Gonna say something that will definitely get screen capped and used to doxx me someday but like having a fetish isn’t. It isn’t evil. You know? People have fetishes. It’s part of the human condition. You’re
facts-i-just-made-up: facts-i-just-made-up: The Holy Trinity no UR david caruso
alwaysatomicconniseur:mag200:you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.i trust that she is therei trust that she is there (i think)i trust that she is there (please?)i trust that she is
foxyclock: smallrat36wagon: LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft???? this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
im-a-goat-in-disguise:zazzedcoffee:Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?YesObviouslyOf courseSee ResultsOf course this somehow manages to happen
whoreofnazareth:
sleepy-bebby:ALT
toothsalad:evilsexy:
lindleland:cursedpocketwatch: benoit blanc had the right idea with his version of swearing. the comedic genius of saying things like ‘fiddlesticks’ and ‘lord help us’ is enough in itself, but paired with the occasional ‘MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS’
thebibliosphere:thebibliosphere:mothman-etd:mothman-etd:thebibliosphere:thebibliosphere:I just read the most unhinged ask accusing me of some TikTok, new age, other dimension bullshit regarding my “belief” that I’m married to Mothman and how I’m
slaughterhousefive:I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously
Where does dust come from, where does it go, why are you so dusty, Cotton eye joe?
fallingtowers:smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i’m on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑
Life is incredibly rough when you internalize everything.
sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk
naamahdarling: chibird: The thrilling third episode of magic cat! I feel like their magic powers are getting better every time! Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram But magic cat, you had no hands to begin with!
coughloop:a Wyvern has been spotted at the Ikea Hunting Grounds
Overwhelmed with the things I don’t do, I actually do many things which I will decline to list, but alas, many things I do, much more then I do not
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
Miller High Life Socialist
chromo-valdez:[C44_4_purple_surf]
gaybiden:the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck
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