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Patience and music. Patience and music. It’ll be okay.
Bad vibes are brewing this evening, im gonna be stupid I can tell.
creative-anchorage:sushigirlfriend:
whiteyoda:jason bourne, that’s jesus christ!
Tumblr says posting failed after trying to vote and reblog a clone fucking poll. Truly dark times.
berandomness:I broke my favoritest bong by dropping it during transport :( cry :( I’ve got 2 other bongs but still, cry :(
I broke my favoritest bong by dropping it during transport :( cry :(
gaydelaware:only one will prevailgay marriagegay divorceSee Results
beccschampagne:Some Bird Witch
tiktoksformyfriends:[video by themorsecoda. caption: it’s gonna be a great year]
spiritual-vibrations:
o-blivia:mysharona1987:If you’re wondering why there’s so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn’t actually led to people working less like it was supposed to…
rosequart:“company erases all evidence of children’s cartoon as a tax write-off” “ten tv shows that will be removed from their streaming services right now, forever” “creative production on indefinite pause because
caruliaa:staff still hasn’t given me polls, what should i do?🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 41%
hiveswap:melonsap:Make a handThumbIndexMiddleRingPinkieSee ResultsWe have far too much middle finger rn
foone:foone:The most annoying thing with ADHD impulsiveness is when you finally have motivation to do something and then it turns out you can’t.Like, I just went “I’M GONNA MAKE SOME FUCKING MUFFINS” and I was preheating the oven
lux-vitae:Campfire Scene by Norton Bush (1885)
roach000fister:it’s just me and my hairy legs against the world
Mirko Kosmos
YOOOO, IVE GOT SUBWAY SANDWICH!
beemuncher:i can make polls oh shiti’m sorryfuck it we ball🫄See Results
frankcuntstein:guy who has never seen a pussy before “wow looks just like the wound of jesus christ”
weirdness-is-good:doggosource:My pets watching me OD on Fentanyl
oniongarlic:Could go for some pleasures of the flesh right now tbh, shoutout to pleasures of the flesh
blessyouhawkeye:
deanbroco:famous last worms……. i am not afraid to keep on wriggling……… i am not afraid to crawl this soil alone
professionalchaoticdumbass:mybisexualwife:professionalchaoticdumbass:professionalchaoticdumbass:just found the teeniest fucking gifALThes so small..Here’s how it looks on mobile btw oh my god. single celled organism….
the-better-rainbow-unikitty:maykitz:every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
coughloop:coughloop:yeah man i can smooke you outbegins pulling this out of my pocket
lvoryking:the PETA elden ring video is fucking killing me
jacobtheloofah: baptisms: dundeey: WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
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brakken: ‘The knight, who thought himself forgotten, is remembered by the Deer of Storms.’ Last drawing of 2022 - gift for a friend
guooey:Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
craycraybluejay:brendanicus:Nice try FBIThis would get me
shield-sheafson:i think tumblr should start supporting flash dress up games
huffylemon:
thunderin-brainstorm:gotinterest:gotinterest:gotinterest:gotinterest:gotinterest:Ok so initial information on Tumblr polls for those who are curious:-You do not get a notification when people vote on your poll (waiting to see if you get a notification
marmalarts:hello my hand is gonna fall offtap for better quality!
never-nevermore:never-nevermore:tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
austimpowerz:uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
buttpoems:
kalhaku:Eric Jacobs
no-this-is-ryan:Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs
shetheycock:morallygay:bellybuttonblue2:[ID: Capitalism is paywalls. That’s basically all it is. Paywalls for food. Paywalls for shelter. Paywalls for water. Paywalls of medicine that are required to be alive, and if you can’t pay you die. end ID]And
fairycosmos:turns out the way you choose to live out each day dictates what your life will look like overall. no i know it’s terrible
maamlet:full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
roselalonde:niklas-sagara: roselalonde: you are like an empty tip jar Ready to be filled! BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
benpaddon:ivebeenonthissitetoolong:thememedaddy:Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said “well at least I never made you feel like I didn’t love you” I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and
shrimp-propaganda:mantis shrimp mantis shrimp mantis shrimp
Addicted to red herrings
retroactivebakeries:retroactivebakeries:
captain-price-officially:
duckdotcom:duckdotcom:secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies
charlesoberonn:
wetchickenbreast:i love talking to people in real life and being like “oh yeah i have instagram but i don’t really use it… i don’t have facebook or tiktok or anything like that either… idk i just don’t want to waste my life on social media,
crankyteapot:crankyteapot:BUG RACE🪱🐌🐛See Resultsthe competition is intense
ghostly-harmless:ghostly-harmless:maddybabylove:the-unseelie-court-official:the-unseelie-court-official:the-unseelie-court-official:the-unseelie-court-official:The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return. The masculine urge to walk into the
mercurys-in-retrograde:HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABYHYDROGEN BOMBCOUGHING BABYSee Results
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