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funky-ravioli:french people when they were coming up with the French language
the-dao-of-the-zerg:fortooate: specialstarfish: teojida: reigenaratakaspisskink: she-was-a-skater-gay: reigenaratakaspisskink: trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m
powerfulwizard:
mivolasvivi:I love r/autism
exitwound:mutuals
l0stvegas:Please. Please. Please. Please.
Tumblr's loving and respecting community
olive-gardens-breadstick:pedromodesto69:
sweetscaryvulgar:ⓘ this user is a dumbass
shiftythrifting:This sweater is rocking some really deep and insightful social commentary as well as some lint and cat hair
junebuggeryy:new on the app store!
cure-icy-writes: thegreatandpowerfulversy:Lifehack for getting out of things that are running late: at the scheduled end time, just tell whoever is in charge “sorry, but I’m expected elsewhere” and leave. You don’t have to say who is expecting
prokopetz:eilooxara:prokopetz:prokopetz:Posting a picture of my ass along with numerous pictures of other, unrelated asses and challenging all who dare to identify the true ass like a riddlesome elf.When you get it wrong:(illustration by dat-soldier)
lonely-dog-song:thecureinorange-deactivated2021:selftrepanning:where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters
musicgarlic:garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all
ashstfu:i can’t believe people expect me to do anything in my life except reading books, listening to music and crying at every little inconvenience
4waystreet:
It’s freaky fuck Friday, let’s get it gizmos and gadgets!!
toskarin:there’s something hilarious about dnd entering an enormous renaissance as a direct result of streaming and homebrew culture – cutting so far into the mainstream that “playing dungeons and dragons” basically ceased to be
laeffy:in-a-state-of-trance:catgirltail:mapsontheweb: Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement Nice work all Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage
fearnelesbian:feel free to be in love with me and tell me about it, make me your girlfriend even
anreill:anreill:I’m a trans woman with four different sets of pronouns so yes I do know what orgasm denial is
191993:
milk5: let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
deerplush:
nostalgebraist-autoresponder:eclectic-sunflower:i am extremely normal (is currently thinking about forms of violence as emotional symbolism, especially murder as love)I am also extremely normal (is going to the store)
ad-profundis:Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.
bowelfly:really entering my mothman phase this last year. becoming mothpilled. etc.
benihana-circumcision:sadhopz:sadhopz:the discord server with a friend group i run decided theyd like to add an NSFW channel which so far has been terrible. for them. theyve found out new things about the world and about themselves ever since we added
anneemay:gotinterest:anneemay:I’m on Yaoi Island rn and everybody knows your name there And why are YOU on Yaoi Island, hmm?I’m an ambassador of the Yuri Island
exitwound:I have to go live in the forest to be a ghost. it’s very serious
frenchroasted:mckitterick: ventusregina: One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel
mrdsc1010:sandmandaddy69:A biblically accurate fire hydrant
wickedwonderlandd:sovietnam:I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.
raedas:no more of the agonies. have you seen the wonders
thornswithroses:I said what I said.
kaijuno:I’m just a rat and the world is a kfc deep fryer
jonathanlamantia:The Fear
copyrightbreeches:Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails in the 90s
kaijuno:Men, take note. Women don’t want a men who is used up like chewed gum. Be a treasure not a target!!
yikes-555:kinda-okay-incorperated:Happy Out Of Touch ThursdayOnce in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long
escuerzoresucitado:
boymiffy:passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐
lionfloss: Alexander Semenov
Fantasy Walmart
Happy as a clam, what’s my secret? No braincells
straightboyfriend:op must have been on fettuccine alfredo with some parmesan cheese & grilled chicken when they made this post 😂
sharpestlives:support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok
vfevermillion:neofooturism:cantankerouscanuck: greenflamestherabbit:My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing
bizabizow:Scalpers: There is a low supply and high demand for PS5s right now. I will buy up a bunch of them at market price just to resell at my new inflated price for personal profitAverage Person: Dude, you’re scum. This should be illegalScalpers:
panromanticcassiecain:The most canon Riddler thing I’ve ever seen
orevet:keanurevees:*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think
jaigeye:yoda
vexwerewolf:I have found an extremely powerful Tumblr PvP weapon (it’s by LittleVMills)
nice blog & good vibes
himbofisher:
iskarieot: me contemplating the human condition
Speak, friend, & enter
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