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iamoutofideas:girls love to be spoon fed slop by the way
trans-seraphim:mangolooking:bakugou-kacchan:effemimaniac:hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)why were you at mad at me island clean-up duty
pillbug-in-a-jar:theevilicecreamsoda:Who the hell is humming
ruby-white-rabbit:urists:Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them. (And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star,
noellevanious:Ties a string from a quarter to my finger and puts the quarter in a soda machine but I get sucked into the Vending Machine and discover a delightful world full of soda-mining dwarves and I never come out because I’m so happy now
vikingofficial:vikingofficial:Someone: hey you know John Green?Me, sweating profusely: never heard of himMe, in a voice several pitches higher than normal: I don’t know who he is or what his favorite tastes are
emperornero:absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we’ve already peaked with this good boy over here
sapphicwerewolves:thank you greta thunberg for your service
*shlrbp*
one-time-i-dreamt:ALTI went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish)We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how
improbablecarny:do you think they know this is the funniest ask ever
micro-usb:micro-usb:
tumbalaria:escuerzoresucitado:Dachshund ear floppy drum and bass
redshifting:shioripilled:saw babylon. not good. —Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
foone:chimpanzeedotcom:Literally what did autistic people do before the computer We spent a lot of time trying to invent the computer
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thecollectibles: Art by Jakub Rozalski
polkadotmotmot: Jim Isermann - Flower Shag Painting, 2022
artbulls: it’s finally done. it’s finally fucking done.if you follow my main then you know i’ve had a hell of a time with this xmas gift for my cousin. i bit off WAY more than i could chew and what was supposed to be a quick thing turned into a
emotion-deluxe:ripempezardexerox:
lionfloss:source
velocirapity64:
braindamaged007:
calidotgov:before 2k13 ends does anyone wanna fuck nasty and die
jaegerpilotmax: Elvish witch commission
trainstationgoodbye: took around 500 pics driving around the olympic peninsula over the weekend! here are a few favorites :)
psikonauti: Fiona FinneganBeast of Burden, 2018Oil on wood
Disney Hate Blog
ur-daily-inspiration: “We need solitude, because when we’re alone, we’re free from obligations, we don’t need to put on a show, and we can hear our own thoughts.” ― Tamim Ansary ♡
I WISH I COULD CASUALLY SOCIALIZE! WITH STRANGERS, OR PEOPLE I KNOW, ITS JUST BEYOND ME. HOW DOES ANYONE SMALL TALK?
milfy: Start calling her Milfdred, she’ll either double down or reject the name entirely
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:tlirsgender:People love being like Here’s how you can tell someone is trans [the weirdest cissexist garbage you’ve heard in your life that’s, like, objectively untrue if you’ve ever seen anyone other than
mrguywithhair:nedsseveredhead:why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my assMe when I’m a 1930′s gangster looking to hire some muscle
thefatedflowerchild: jumpingjacktrash:sirobvious:Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish fuck y’all for making me google this but also same
charliesgayhead:My fav ship dynamic
apas-95:spaghettioverdose:hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitcheswhy were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸
maxknightley:jame7t:jame7t:I hear the government built a portal to Heaven in the Chicago desert but couldn’t keep it open long enough because cherubs kept getting through and uncreating FBI agents Plus in September the devil event happens was gonna
stupit:screenshotsofdespair:
Just Some Random Nerd
beggars-opera: beggars-opera:kholran:It’s finally happened. After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and
Marta Monica Jaramillo Restrepo AKA La Tuti
willinghands:
apas-95:apas-95:all the fearmongering about nuclear is fucking insane if literally any of the alternatives are looked at. ignoring the fact that, in the real world, stopping nuclear expansion literally only leads to more coal plants being built, the only
moniquill:
unclefather:unclefather:NEVER meet people from on line. they almost always have kinks that are invisible to the human eyeNot allowed to say this
cuuno-moved:technicalzombie:cuuno-moved:its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as meoh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?oh my fucking god is that what just happened
marissasketch:Baby chick Frodo and Gandowlf in the Shire 🐥🧙♂️
airagorncharda:airagorncharda: my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong
hannahyonana:ALTALTStupid dumb little comic
embroiderycrafts: Finished this gift for a dear friend! by Asuhhhhhhhh
evilkitten3:netbug009:Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom? well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl
rabbitshalo:
clickbaitcowboy:I’m eating bone marrow in the woods don’t talk to me
ruimtetijd: ponyo–ponyo: papa–roni: sapphic-lup: xaveronx: kraetys: chongoblog: chongoblog: New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers Sans undertale? Sunder? Santale? Tale-san? there are so many layers to
difty-dift:catchymemes:positive reaction from onion lovers
somethingusefulfromflorida:radiofreederry:Reblog if you are a “female pleasurist”“Do not, my females, become addicted to orgasms. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence.”
liebestode:this notion that if you’re an adult still on tumblr it’s bc something is wrong doesn’t sit right with me… unfortunately I can’t refute it bc there is something wrong with me
swingsetindecember:gaymenaredivineincarnate:iftye:me talking in the tags on tumblr dot comMe reading your tags me, relating to your tags
risiblesvmours:
