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silenthillcoffeebeans:
testosteronetwunk:
smokingkitten: sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry
boygirltitties:*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo
slygirlboy:im so hungry i could eat a h *looks at large horse in my room who has been waiting for an excuse to stomp me to death* human. i could eat a human
mezmer:beardedmrbean:DJDKDKDKDJDJDKDKSK WASH HIM YOU FILTHY HEATHEN! HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF SOAP?! WATER?!COME BACK HERE! WHO DOES YOUR LAUNDRY!?!?NO, NO, YOU COME HERE AND LISTEN TO ME.ASK THEM, VERY NICELY, IF THEYLL SHOW YOU HOW TO WASH YOUR PRECIOUS
delphinidin4:teaboot:starry-stitch:year-of-the-terf:smalleared:ALTYour attention didn’t collapse. It was stolen by Johann Harilet me tell you, i could barely make it through this paragraph, but this shit is importantAnother part of the article that
Murhuedur
Firefighting/Engineering Hottie 👩🏽🚒👷🏽♀️
hikarisakurariver:miradademujer: by Comicname👍
Everyone admire the super awesome dragon pals my friend made me for Christmas!!
rogueinkglitch:starscreamgodking:eldritchscholar:picsthatmakeyougohmm:#kind of a milf reblogI won’t apologize How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
gluten-free-pussy:jmdj:@gluten-free-pussy Lmaoooo
hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:please.
depsidase:
nonetoon:
merrikstryfe:“Last month, when a Twitter thread by a woman who sent her neighbors homemade chili went viral, the woman was accused of being a “white savior” and inconsiderate to autistic people (the woman who wrote the thread is autistic). It’s
summerwages:slippery..
happyheidi:ig: lulumoonowlbooks - architect: trpcarquitetos
outofcontextdiscord:
eyonder: #306 by -HannahKemp
thefuturewithoutus:i’m gonna throw up from how fucking funny this is
mysterious-percentage::why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem
horse-is-a-horse-of-course:disappointallize:disappointallize:1 like = 1 sip wateryou guys want me to die keep fucking sipping
cadaverkeys:cadaverkeys:parasocial relationship w the lil tumblr anon shades dude. hes so chill yet he sends me the creepiest and most incoherent messages. *dreamy sigh**swoons*
stupidstupidratcreatures:everything in the world is either INSIDE or OUTSIDE the dichotomy
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5af4f0928fd421d6c763dab75333d5b/7d3a3c98cd479e83-a9/s512x512u_c1/a4edc80379ccd0e6ba4960f5768e5781f128b992.jpg
esser-z:cipheramnesia:aibidil:froody:froody:froody:froody:froody:I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
super-metroid:madonnamadeofasphalt:e-102:chips1977:doing some stupid shit up on a mountain moses sisyphusRed from Pokémon
paranoidgemsbok:DISTURBING THE HERD OF ZEEBS
lesbianshepard:these are the questions about history that the people really need to ask
knifefarty:
images-that-are-only-cursed:
Discord, Minus Context
introverts-memes:
somethingusefulfromflorida:kedreeva:kedreeva:Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!! Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!
spookshowvixens:homunculus-argument:It is once again time to share my favourite christmas card: Big dommy she-krampus, an unsuspecting victim and the dude in her basket who is delighted to be here and is already planning how he’s going to make it
roach-works: homunculus-argument:Fae that keep uranium amulets, clothes made out of asbestos and bowls of lead-infused water around their residences as a human deterrent. They don’t know why humans loathe these items, but for as long as it makes them
summerchat:hte-spagheti:official-lucifers-child:mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitationMy boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other
unrelenting-usurper:Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
asharomi:thedogeveryonehates:insomniac-arrest: why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳 kind of a milf. reblog
realanimalfacts:1. A dog is full of joy 2. A dog wants to share it with you
kristina100000:really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
spiced-wine-fic:
s3ntiamo:hog-zone:hannahp0calypse:hog-zone:I wanted to take a second to personally thank Daily Wet Heavy for destroying my tumblr archive forever
Rhode Island State of Mind
lionfloss: Paintings by Nate Burbeck
inthefallofasparrow:depsidase:For anyone who may be wondering, ‘Donner’ and 'Blitzen’ are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847,
meowdy
max1461:hungwy:triviallytrue:cryptotheism:anarchblr:hungwy:Something being outside a dichotomy just forms a trichotomy. What, is something going to lie outside of that too? Tetrachotomy? We need to escape the boundaries of -chotomies. We need to…
soraka-in-warhammer40k:prokopetz:*sees a painting of a guy painting a picture* What is this meta bullshit.
writhe:“who rescued who” sticker but it says “who housebroke who”
0111010001110010011000010111000:does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw
faceraider:h0gg:blocked by a transguy named after a fish if nautical nonsense be something ye wish
I want beef jerky :(
poonanner:luthienne:extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
hollowboobtheory:
palmer: baradragon: baradragon: breaking my silence i hate the word creamy ? What don’t you get
despazito:despazito:sometimes you just gotta pokemon stadium nidoqueen your tiddies
