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thelustiestargonianmaid:Plant experts weigh in: can I cut these like infant spawning branches off my Spiderplant they’re ugly as shittttt babies and I don’t want them.but I’m also worried the plant will cry out and bleed to death if
reticent-artificer:picsthatmakeyougohmm:
fruitrollup:We were together. I forget the rest.source: annalaura_art
rhobi:gettin back into the swing of digital while also testing out a new signature/watermark, so have a beast
lostinhistory:tami-taylors-hair:diaryofandnwoman:I love this picture because even 70 years ago, way up in the Arctic in a culture very different than my own, a 17 year old still had the same “Dad, please hurry up and take the damn picture” expression
rthko:
orteil42: we regret to inform you. our sincerest apologies for exposing you to knowledge
pinesicle:
lord-heirop:judgejudyofficial:reve-nant:dailyquests:Decrease the Increase.Find out whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft.We did it, the 2 percent, we removed them, this is 100 percent incomprehensible
windowsdestruction:yr3k:
arthurtxt:dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw
dapper-ghosts:annies-booobs: tits-mcgeek: not-pizza: My idol This will never not be funny. a hero for the ages This is poetry
sloppystyle:ripempezardexerox:
Everyone have a lovely monday
You can find me lurking in the slurk
shinolavolume1:
averyluckyclover:
Thank god I’m not a little green man, it’s open season on ufo’s out there
jeszing1: i missed this post
thcgummy:
starkeaton:deletingggggggggggggheart-deact:Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart
dragonprincessmew:geminiagentgreen:sic-s3mper-tyrannis:
unhinged-kitten:i’m not arguing with someone covered in piercings and tattoos. whatever you say, gorgeous 🥰
brawltogethernow:my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202:supreme-leader-stoat:skiplo-wave:my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202:my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202:my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202:I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and
what the everloving fuck
monkey-flute:americanphysco:*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome? Not for long
Olivia Black
iamjohanna:harperhug:Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.
weirdmageddon:webarebares:Ganon being so excited to kill the last 54 people left alive is so funny to me
the-irreverend:I call it… my magnum opus.
nightfoot:Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.
not100bees:i’m a very kind and loving person but also i have a lot of rage and i just want to kill and maim people all the time. but other than that very kind and loving.
adderall-juice:blogspede:adderall-juice:me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)here you go sirthank you
charlottan:scientists use the term cum for molten sperm that is underground and jizz for sperm that reaches the surface
comicsansstein:
OSHA Official 2
mortimermcmirestinks:thetomska:tiktoksformyfriends:[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-thank
onlyonekenobi:i am a lover. but underneath that i’m a hater. and then underneath that i’m a lover again
Propain
iconicpopstar:iconicpopstar:if these were natural eye colors, which one would you like to be born with?PinkRedVioletGoldI would keep my current eye colorOther (say it in the tags or replies)See Resultspls reblog if you vote
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wongbal:baronfulmen:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating
olysamrock:
socialmaya:
curator-on-ao3:Every time I report and block a porn bot:
doyouknowwhatimeme:
thememedaddy:me_irl
foone:PSA:1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly2. If you are silly, you must stay silly2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
baristhyena:skipclasseatass:be really niceys today
::im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed
firstfullmoon: you know, absolutely
sleepy-faelon:friday flat fuck fridaypenis fridaybiting him fridayfloppa fridayhomie hug fridayfortnight fridaychicago quiznos coyote fridayfat pussy fridayelectric feel fridayfucks his best friend fridaySee ResultsWinner of the poll will be placed in
roseverdict:aimseytv:snufkinsalt:aimseytv:hey everyone i am going for a quick sleep! can you look after my ice cream while i’m gone? thanks! what the fuck op didn’t tell us to watch the cone, rookie mistake
memorycycle:memorycycle:farting again
tardigradetheking: secondclassvines: he mean for this 😂 evil
thundergrace:Regarding politics especially, this may be my favorite tweet of all time:
topherchris:
thyrell:it IS going to suck itself. goodbye
sharkgirldick:sharkgirldick:Nice neopronouns. What positions would you like me to take you in?Stop being funnier than me on my own horny post.
willgrahamscock:willgrahamscock:You’re in a minefield and your next step could be your last.💣💣💣💣💣💣See ResultsThe most picked is the dud. Did you survive?People yearn for the minefield