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sch-uwu-lchen:reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
Existing is so stupid. I’m my own zookeeper. I hate being a zookeeper.
2 CHORES DOWN, GET FUCKEF LIFE, YOU CANT STOP ME
I made a list. I have music. I know what I have to do. Do it and prosper.
Adhd brain wants stimulation to go brrrrr but it’s not there
whiskandwhittle: Source IG @hearthandtimber
Today is also super cold and like cry :( I’m done with winter. I’m too poor to be enjoying it.
Crashed my car today, minor fender bender but boy oh boy, mentally, I want to die.
wvterways:
inthewayoutthere:somethingusefulfromflorida: smis-five-creedmoor: celtic-pyro: spcrash: Were they legit thinking about giving Spongebob a bulge in the first movie? Spongebulge Squaredong She goofies on my goober til I rock her krusty krab 2
satakentia: Buttermilk FallsSussex, New Jersey, USAby T.M.Peto
cryptotheism:girl-effigy:bunbotgirlbutt:empresszero:julialttp:geothefafa:julialttp:decayalectical-deactivated20221:julialttp:cryptotheism:Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????mineHers minejulia’smineyeah its juliasJulia’s
suprrk-deactivated20220306:
derinthescarletpescatarian:sourcedecay:sourcedecay:Portable cd plays are creatures. Like a clam or perhaps a chitonLike thisSo are robot vacuums
unclefather:winnie the pooh is real and i saw a movie about him sniffing flour in the woods
liminocre:liminocre: they dont tell you this at costco orientation but Turns out that the most insane sloppy head game on earth belongs to married soccer moms.
believe in urself
cypric-rat-hyperfixation:cypric-rat-hyperfixation: the face of a man who gets tons of fucking pussy
somethingusefulfromflorida:catchymemes:It seems pretty windyHeat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you
pearlmarley:📝
catie-does-things:trinimac:women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
junkfoodcinemas:Sisu (2022) dir. Jalmari Helander
grox:
neproxrezi:further evidence toward my thesis that a big part of fromsoft’s games is that the devs are all massive trolls and masters of physical comedy(i wanted to add this elden ring video from twitter to a reblog of another post but i forgot you
internet-sentences:Billionaire financier Thomas H. Lee found dead of self-inflicted gunshot wound in NYC office: sources
audhd-space:Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.
etakeh: oh my. this is so perfect.(source)I feel really, really stupid - I didn’t actually put the link in before I posted it originally, and now it’s all over the place with no link. Dammit. But it’s there now.
eldritchhorrorbagel:Anti-queer legislation has me feeling things.
liquial:another photo i took in whitby, love the shadows in this one.
werewolftits:justnoodlefishthings:justnoodlefishthings:they shrunk the dunkTHEY SHRUNK THE DUNK no….. my dunks….
st-just:Abandoned Ship by Sergey Vasnev
exitwound:exitwound:I need to be in the river immediately i n eed to go toa place where the river is shallow and warm with many large smooth stones ferns and bindweed flowers and orange rocks and green moss and sit in the sun in the water thank you so
Addicted to red herrings
jame7t:christianstepmoms:buddwyer:Are you readyYeah hold on give me a minuteMe when it’s about to happen
palaeoplushies:Bristlenose says gay rights
exlibrisfangirl:carebewear:wheeloffortune-design:This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet. Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this
littlebluecaboose:parapraxisaxis:i hate sand and rocks so i work in software to make them sufferhope this helps :)
fuckyeahcoelacanths:ALTCoelacanth necklace, prehistoric biology pendant, sterling silver dinosaur age fish, natural blue sapphire, science jewelry. © Argent Aqua by ArgentAqua
sweetbroandchallahjewish:
gluten-free-pussy:IT’S WAP WEDNESDAY™️
anagramofbrat:cheese-sample-official:fnordseer5:senatortedcruz:Every race culture and creed thinks they invented the butter cookie tin with sewing supplies in itit’s ‘cause it goes back to atlantisI suppose atlantis is also the origin of the
aslitheryprinx:darubyprincxx:weirdness-is-good:(tags via @savefrog)
blluish:
twingotime:
ralfmaximus:soberscientistlife:It is hard to understand these things with an IQ of 3Wait’ll she hears about phone books.
whitepeopletwitter:
cuidarnos:i really want dirty and nasty things. like hugs, holding hands and a healthy relationship
catchymemes:
thymewayster:Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations. Full thread. Text transcription under cut. Keep reading
how2forgive:cupidpsyches:how2forgive:im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactionsso a loser? precisely..
abrica-bang:blondebrainpower:Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
lionfloss:Thomas Jordan
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message to all bitches
beatrixcromwell:The holiday spirit is in full swing now and no one is more excited than the fennypigs - just look at all their wintery foliage! While floral and mossy fennypigs begin their winter slumber, these ones seem to thrive in cold weather. These
vintagewildlife:CopepodsBy: Oxford Scientific FilmsFrom: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World1980
crabs-and-baramundis:Protip: If you ever find seven TONS of lost gold, you keep your damned mouth SHUT!