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Freaking phrase of the day! Simple sublime to see some sublimation! :)
ellies-knife:Reddit wins this one
wordfather:i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.
thepageofhopes:probabilitydirigible: probabilitydirigible: prokopetz: ahdok: sindri42: sindri42: redrepose: captainsnoop: i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the
textnasty:
I was really excited to drum today but I’m upset I missed the window of hours of acceptable drumming, oh well, there’s usually tommorow!!
gaysteve:gaysteve:boymilf:rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens looks like an egg
headspace-hotel:catchymemes:Normal geologist behavior
wickedangels:i just log in here, show serious signs of mental illness and call it a day
depsidase:
chessb0r3d:ALTALTALTfluffy boiii !!!!!!!!! :D
“My intelligence score was 1 a couple minutes ago, but even I saw that one coming.”
gayfrasier:this is the only scene, in media, ever.
prohaloplayer:the thinking thinker seems to think his thoughts at night
frawkeyes:“Cecil would want Sans to win” “Sans would want Cecil to win” WRONG. Cecil wants his husband Carlos to win
escuerzoresucitado:
strawbebbynya:suppermariobroth:Animatronic Donkey Kong treehouse used at the 1994 Consumer Electronics Show. The treehouse would constantly shake in a rhythmic motion while Donkey Kong’s silhouette could be seen in the window.Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon
decamarks:AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
elgatonegro117:Computer wiring tunnel inside an abandoned coal power plant.Photo by Bryan Buckley
berandomness:Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together through all my neglect, but also, fuck you, it’s so tempting to let my teeth rot. I said what I said, but now that’s its been like an hour, my mouth is fine, very little pain, little
omghotmemes:The emotions involved in this story
whats the difference between a dyke and a granddad
Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together through all my neglect, but also, fuck you, it’s so tempting to let my teeth rot.
friend-crow:For small, frequent doses of serotonin, consider falling in love with specific flora and/or fauna local to you.Source: I get a brief jolt of happiness every time I see a crow. Every. Time.
sb-tmblr:melonsap:They’re trying to tie so they can share the 1st place medal🐌🐌See Results
kitschens:bakwaaas:one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and
plum-soup:decadent-trans-girl:Stop trying to pit two bad bitches against each other…
virginiaisforhaters:virginiaisforhaters:well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative
captain-price-officially:
ophiia:Y'all are underestimatating the inherent comedic value of someone who has no canonical physical appearance winning the Tumblr sexy man poll. That’s like the most Tumblr thing to ever Tumblr.
sm980: I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
spockcoded:spockcoded:caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or somethingcome 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to
unclefather:Hello all my friends, I just wanted to make an updated post because I got my paycheck and it was short 軸 less than usual because illness has been hitting my house REALLY hard and I worked half the days I would normally. We have rent due
tsunamiwavesurfing:have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler
facts-i-just-made-up:The popular saying “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” is not the full quote from a Rita Mae Brown character. The full quote goes on, “Unless you’re referring
eraserheadadult:cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass
jathis:latinotiktok:This is something I see happening so often and I’m always baffled
chalkandwater:fullfrontalfish:fullfrontalfish:its-enough-believe-me:🔥 Long, Black, Slippery freshwater Eels THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN I feel like I’m missing a crucial piece of information here, w h a t
roaminromans:
daspetey:a lil robot. and his dance.
coughloop:In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people’s heads
animate-mush:“Aye, he was dismasted off Japan,” said the old Gay-Head Indian once; “but like his dismasted craft, he shipped another mast without coming home for it. He has a quiver of ’em.”I love this. The explicit comparison between Ahab
arienai:arienai:One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like “if you have
itsady:Hey, listen, your boyfriend was over and we were all goofing around but he accidentally got multiplied by 1. Yeah idk he seems the exact same but we thought you might wanna be aware that a process has occurred to him
hotcocoandmarshmallows:Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don’t worry he’ll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry 🌊🌊🌊🚣See Results
evilwizard:jordieritzcracker:evilwizard:drink my concoction boyPlease, use commasdrink him
leovincible:Multi-fingers
South Korea is making some astonishing films. Watch out Hollywood!
kakzendingen:a-steamy-roll:tiktoksthataregood-ish:Congratulations your tags have passed peer review @hustlerose
luulapants:My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was
hollowtones:hollowtones:hollowtones:making potato leek soup tomorrow. Women begin cheeringNot a command! It’s inevitable.Seismologists have reported a category 3 Women Clapping Event across the globe today
jenn1ferjay:the type of furniture I want in my house
onetinygamer:sweatermuppet:very fond of what butches have done with gender
withteeth2005:everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is
catgirlcumguzzler:tumbwr:tumbwr:himbofisher:memorycycle:i went to strong apes that kill you island and go onshe hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB! ⠀
melonsap:Do you guys use Tumblr LiveYesNoThe very icon is a reminder to turn it offSee Results
arodude:Inner Bestiary
My life is exceptionally wonderful right now, this is great! Highly recommend!
