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footsiepop:eridan-ampora:this healthline article is about to make me fucking lose it
loveletter2you:
gnsword:is that a penis in your pocket or is it something other than that
literallymechanical:scarysigns:
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
coughloop:
manywinged:squidy-y2k:manywinged:manywinged:one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.and yes, they both smoke weedand which one told you that?
sandmandaddy69:Moebius
the-subcon10ent:We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these
kosmogrl:unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)
earthvideos:
saprophetic:honted:micro-usb:this is surreal to mein case anyone wants to cheat on their wife
iphisesque:iphisesque:i was there at roanoke btw. we were just doing a bit but you wouldn’t get it
madderhatter:modogoblin:faglrina:idk man i feel like that mightve been a huge mistake even before jkThis man is condemned to wearing turtlenecks his whole life </3
typhlonectes:renzybro:By Isaac Szabo Rainbow Shiners
definitelynotdakota:loonyloopylisa:
thechekhov:if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
evilwizard:just saw a pilgrim walking down the straight and narrow path carrying a massive burden. hah! assuredly he would be better off setting that aside and joining the orgy conga line to hell
ythok:bi-times-two:kalianos:keepcalmandcarriefischer:liquid-geodes:an-enigmatic-mind:keepcalmandcarriefischer:I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from Ah lads they fucking rotated himMe, reading this whole post:
spacepsychologist:While I’m on this subject: drug criminalization all leads back to our puritanical roots saying that we should all be suffering all the time so that we may be redeemed in the afterlife or some shit, and that anything you do (sex w/o
afloweroutofstone:memecucker:Tbh I don’t totally get the backlash against “pointing out conservative hypocrisy”. Like is the argument just that it supposedly doesn’t persuade conservatives? Bc why would that be a concern bc I don’t think this
thcgummy:
gayest horse blogger on earth
lionfloss:Selkirk mountains, Revelstoke, British Columbia, Canada
mousette:inhighcotton:
kidmograph:F̴̧͒ā̷̱i̸͓̕l̸̬̀u̴̘͆r̶̼͒ë̴́ͅ (2020)
st-just:It was nothing that the local EMS and fire departments couldn’t handle. What rankled them was that they were providing their services for free. The deal negotiated by Amazon and the state had freed the company from paying local property
lionfloss:by laurentepfer
a-dope-fiend:a beautiful bisexual woman who is so cringe and fail
perseus-jackass:natalieironside:natalieironside:Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The
starkeaton:werewolfetone:werewolfetone:werewolfetone:Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace
epilepticsaints:
vangoghcore:by robert.indrisie
deleteyourlife:i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit
suddenlyoranges:
dozydawn:Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass
the-unicorns-of-nienna: treasures-and-beauty: Hand painted, exceptionally rare miniature bat fan. On thin shaved wood. Circa 1900. [Image Description: a handheld wooden fan featuring a bat with outstretched wings on a night sky background.]
infamousphaze:
st4rm41d:oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water
spicymochi: they are on a date
leaf me alone, I'm bushed
mossspond:Garage rock!artfight, 2022
charlesoberonn:Lone Wolf by TheImmortalThinkTank (posted with artist permission)Bonus:
fullfrontalfish: supereurobeatvolume666: are you seeing this shit I’m seeing this shit
omegaverse:coughloop:omegaverse:coughloop:if Benjamin Franklin was alive to day he would be up late every night making bedroom pop fuck jamsno he wouldn’t you dont love him like i love himhe’s in heaven googling videos of bitches making it
libraryogre:apathetic-revenant: mysticorset: soaringsearingphoenix: repent-zoomer: alotteofchar: foundation-of-anime-monsters: tilthat: TIL that NASA has been launching jellyfish into space since the 90’s. Originally 2,478 were sent up and there
devogamer: steel eevee evolutionbased on copped dog statue that being petted
parotcardsroxy:the-text-party:parotcardsroxy:always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canadaWAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????two gay men got arrested for fucking in
liminocre:
robotzebra:for day 22 of Ampibiuary: Dragon
marinememes:Today is Wet Beast Wednesday!Today’s wet beast is: OlmOlive’s wet beast fact: I have a migraine rn but why does this wet ass worm have those small ass legs. Freak.Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!
girlbloggers:Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink
cipheramnesia:cryoverkiltmilk:pyrebomb:userromanroy:Saving the monster is just as much of a power fantasy as slaying the monster. Incidentally, so is being the monster.Incidentally, so is laying the monster
bearie:solardivulger: bearie:bearie:lets fucking talk about it NOT going to repeat myself this is awesome its really so awesome
Constant home of my Devotion
science-bastard:science-bastard:y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*mad because you’re in the control group,
micro-usb:
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