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Did you know lobsters can swim?? Clams too, and they don’t even have legs. What’s your excuse! Go climb Mt everest now. Bring back a full garbage can or the lobsters will drown you.
mutant-distraction:
localairport:Due to high demand we are opening a fifth starbucks in termínal 1
blazeportal:*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*
So busy trying to give myself away, never saving anything for myself
lionfloss:source
panelperday: When the Horselords marched their armies to meet the threat of the Lich, not even in their wildest dreams could they have imagined that all those men would return
horsedestruction:yaoihands: Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious
vinnybox02:thefiresontheheight:buleczka-cynamonowa:My sister’s cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.asserting dominance
grawly:grawly:welcome to your hotel room… there is a lodgenet nintendo 64 you can play right now!thank you! Ohh so nice
wickedangels:
nedlittle:so i work for a small regional museum. remotely, i should add. the museum itself is about 2000km west, so i’ve never actually been there but i research and write articles about local history for them. and because the town was only formally
stele3:decepticonsensual:booksandchainmail: voxette-vk: dagny-hashtaggart: I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers
mendedserpent:much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
images-that-are-only-cursed:
Firefighting/Engineering Hottie 👩🏽🚒👷🏽♀️
stmichaelthearchangel:it’s not even cringe; it’s just personal and unpolished and you’ve been taught to flinch away from vulnerability which doesn’t mock itself
autijacen:oneheadtoanother:I want to be friends with them so fuckong bad.
adamsmasher:This would fix me
saint-sacrilege-blog:
prole-log:
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
howl224stillalive:
jame7t:A “blog” is covered in poisonous barbs called “posts”
da-mous:uberguber89:ananicoleta: weaselle:thesnadger: audrocur: wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while
moonlitlillypop:peopledisrespecter:moonlitlillypop:peopledisrespecter:moonlitlillypop:peopledisrespecter:lovetrace:lovetrace:i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much betteru can watch whatever you want dgmw but if you 34
anaxe:she likes using dark magic to dance
lavendroused:lavendroused:because I remembered another weird thing I do and also that someone once described it as “the most transmasc thing ever” so let’s get to the bottom of if that statement is true or notdo you shampoo your armpit
whitepeopletwitter:
cheddar-baby:In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?
powerburial:what’s the matter honey? you’ve hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth
maruchanishere:mananabuffins: tygerbug: This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
toskarin:ostropest:toskarin:this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I’ll just say it in its own postcaffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny
melissa-s23:tiktoksijustthinkareneat:
catchymemes:
naturcs:by kuba_witos_fotografia
lonestatus:*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?
crabussy:asian glossy starlings are severely under utilised Scary Birds. I see crows and ravens and vultures where is the love for these freaksoohhh you want to put them in your art so bad oooohh
frankairobong:these tweets are holding hands
blotsamwich:“Frog” and Snake
roadhogsbigbelly:i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
fiddlepickdouglas:normalfortuneteller:killue:what makes this even funnier to me is that it’s a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it’s right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive
dirtydragonthoughts:kedreeva:dreorzen:nudityandnerdery:ub-sessed:kedreeva:cheesedemon:digitaldiscipline:spontaneousmusicalnumber:hamvendor:hamvendor:How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK
brudesworld:Moebius (Jean Giraud), 1992
nil-number:Extremely important image from my girlfriend’s fridge
chillywillow1:professionalchaoticdumbass:notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:foone:hera-the-wizard:professional-chaotic-dumbass:notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:“select your gender” except the options are uquiz
anarchistmemecollective:queeranarchism:anarchistmemecollective:prole-log:tumblr might enjoy this one. humans are cognitively incapable of properly conceptualizing big numbers so it’s important to find other ways to think about just how much money the
official-kool-aid-man-cum-sock:
darrandennis:itsexclusive:
polkadotmotmot: Kevin Specht - Summer Chairlift 2, 2022
klapollo:klapollo:hi im complaining about tiktok again and i know this has been said a million times but i despise how the self-censorship that got really popular on there is quickly becoming the norm. why is my podcast that i listen to that is by and
girlballs:rickybabyboy:girlballs:is it ethical to fire an orbital laser at a catOnly if I can play with itricky look! get the laser ricky, get th
talonzane: suppermariobroth:In WarioWare: Get It Together, the “A Call to Fall” microgame features various posters that need to be taken down by detaching magnets from a whiteboard. One of the pieces of artwork that can appear on the posters is a
nattousan:nattousan:nattousan:i love people’s willingness to get hype over dumb shit.I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i’m slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring
Marta Monica Jaramillo Restrepo AKA La Tuti
zegalba:Lucien Lévy-Dhurmer: La Femme, Nu Bleu (1896)
sleepnoises:[ID: text “found an absolutely exquisite font, lads”; each and every letter has a face tucked into it somewhere]
atherishispida:atherishispida:atherishispida:i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out
rubykgrant:robotslenderman:theconcealedweapon:spoonie-waagosh:cosmicpaladintaka:nudityandnerdery:libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:I’m saying this from a place of genuine care: if you are seeing ghosts or shadows or having nightmares…
pavlovadiplomacy:
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