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chadhominem:im so glad emoticons like ^_^ O_o xD etc are having kind of a renaissance lately after the dark ages of them being considered cringe… they are like brothers to me. they’ve been here for me like no one else since time immaterial (since
onlinebeast:DOWNLOADING MILK …1% …2% …DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .
librarycard:lets all stop being suicidal and create life 2 where its good and everybody loves you
tricotbf:literally the only tiktok that justifies being over 6 seconds long Love wins!!
thebootydiaries:
supernailgun:me
randomencounters:claudia-houyhnhnm:radiofreederry:its fucking realNickies’ Pizzablivion will let you “Order a Dominos pizza to your door by talking to an Oblivion character.” Chatting to Pizza Black outside of Weye will place an order
omercifulheaves: Leonide The Vampyr: A Christmas For CrowsArt by Mike Mignola
Propain
hometownrockstar:
rednines:siren-the-gryphon:rednines:oneheadtoanother:one of the more obnoxious aspects of drug prohibition is it creates a demand for shitty as fuck legal alternatives that no one actually wants. alternatives that no one bothered to make illegal because
justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:in my experience if you’re learning a language but you’re worried about not pronouncing it right or sounding ridiculous in front of native speakers, I’m here to tell you that most people do not care. they
wild-cabins: Ryan Brien
adonischildsupportcase:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:onionpainter:ALTOnions and Garlic 2OiI on canvasPrints available
georgeouthwaite:At a Fox’s Wake AprilDigital painting
comradesaucegay:grumpsaesthetics:you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter
artwheat:
willabee:willabee:ALTpov she’s about to get youALTPOV SHE’S GETTING YOU
Belgian, with notes of Madagascar vanilla :)
dyatlovpassingprivilege:getting into performatively intense arguments about food semantics as a bit is easily one of the worst things to happen to humor in a while. “is cereal soup?” “is a hotdog a sandwich?” idk, do you get any
sobadpink:conspiring-limabean:fruityculture:Calling the latest round of bots “pornbots” is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh…. most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no assbots these days don’t even have asstitty 🙄
Rhode Island State of Mind
physicsiguess:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:WAIT
infectiouspiss:as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
lazywonderlvnd: this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
I want potato
headspace-hotel:whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK C- Does it have Creatures? O- Does it Offend the church? C-Is it Completely unhinged? K- Does it Kick ass?
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
werepigeon:we could’ve had it all
onionpainter:milkwizard:lovely-v:Ive reblogged so many posts about Glass Onion that tumblr thinks I’m really into onions. It’s recommended me an oil painting of onions and gifs from a documentary about garlic. Thickest algorithm in the world please
tifoti:This person made a whole abandoned city in minecraft - Link
aspiringwarriorlibrarian:delphinidin4:shitacademicswrite:hatingongodot:“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.”
manywinged:manywinged:workplace comedy sketch where a nuclear power engineer and a paranormal investigator get their equipment mixed up and go to their respective jobs unaware of the differencenuclear plant engineer: guys i think the reactor core’s
happyheidi:
When I get a follower named some shit like “trinityhyett202“ and it’s a woman in a bikini
slygirlboy:I just went to pen island and um. there werent any pens…
biskyfresh: the love and appreciation i feel when an aquarium employee sees me decked out in sharks is simply unmatched
siphonophorenet:towerofglass:House is pregnant
Just Some Random Nerd
STOP SCROLLING
himbofisher: thepleasuregoblin:go aheadtake a stroll
acatpiestuff:r–g–b:r–g–b:sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive fasterwere in the same boat, i see
wusdiswusdat: I’m falling down the rabbithole of deep sea research footage and my god there’s beasts down there.
lionfloss:by Kamil Nureyev
Marta Monica Jaramillo Restrepo AKA La Tuti
topherchris:attention marketing team please put this up in times square
afterword:hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
worldstargirlsads:
yourplayersaidwhat: “Can I speak because of the water breathing potion?” “No.” “Well in that case blubleggubbleblurblebulbe.”
teathattast:joshpeck:so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn’t actually make me feel betteranother 4 hours should do the trick
noveltytie:Who up and exhibiting symptoms
luckywolfsbane:“Oh, my Honey? He’s just a dear,” I say, locking eyes with my sister-in-law in hopes she’ll keep her cool. I do not have an S.O. Instead, I have named the taxidermied deer on my wall “Honey.”
anonymousalchemist: magic should fundamentally come with some insane drawbacks but also it should be. and this is crucial. sick as fuck.
thyrell:i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head
sleepy-bebby:
campyvillain:
onlinebeast:Hm, images huh? And I can look at these anytime, too? Interesting…
