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foxpost-generator: sighinastorm:bebe-benzenheimer: sighinastorm: idontthinkthereforeimnot:No one needs to say it but we all know what it is IT FUCKEN ok this one is new to me
antiqueanimals:The Sea and its Wonders. Written by Mary and Elizabeth Kirby. 1871.Internet Archive
maureen2musings: …juusohd
atlasbeetles:hey. don’t cry. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. okay?
zooophagous:Mmm Puss in Boots good
vonkarn:vonkarn:i achieved my wildest little creature dreams this weekend and turned my regular bed into a mossbed and it’s everything i’ve ever wanted in a snooze spotthanks for thinking my bed is cool. here’s a google doc with the links to
motivationsforlife:BKK Architects
coolshoelaces: s is for slug
xrd:Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post
helloitsbees:unearthlyandradiant:egberts:tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up. #the funeral has only one casket. it’s what they would have wanted
I Like Yellow Now
crtter:velocirapity64:crtter:One thing about me is that I’m a guy who loves looking at pictures and images.Hey everyone I just found out that some images are bad to look at.
cryptotheism:cryptotheism:Yes yes we have all heard about your “Disaster Chaos Goblin Queer Energy” but are you like, normal around trans womenSome of y'all in the comments don’t get invited to hang out a second time
what the everloving fuck
Neil Gaiman
bedupolker:get a load of that snout!
berserklrina:
Nothing really changes, it just gets different.
donkeykongcountryyaoi:
peaceheather:asteroidtroglodyte:I love the humor but also that he’s not hurting the little guy by putting any weight on him whatsoever
cryptotheism:Starting an ad company where we will make ads for your company for free but your competitors can pay to edit them. Yeah we will make your 30 second ad for Target but Wal-Mart paid us double to put a big flashing slur over the entire thing.
smeasel:paleo-mammalia:henstomper:too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the
shadsasaur:veggieblt:A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!
fierceawakening: 98khj: 98khj: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when
trans-mom:can you believe bee keepers milk bee udders for honey? shit’s fucked up.
nailsofvecna:Banned to prevent the gnomes’ futuristic weaponry from causing timeline paradoxes in pre-gunpowder settings.
anarchistmemecollective:c3rvida3:Got a couple asks about breaking my promise of keeping this blog a positive space, so I wanted to say: I’m sorry for saying that I hope a deer tramples Texas governor Greg Abbott into a pile of hamburger. I only
sapphicssoheavenly-deactivated2:reblog to give the person you reblogged this from kiss on the cheeks and a gold star to let them know you proud of them for surviving this week
bearie:TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved
neil-gaiman:handern:what I really like about Pratchett’s work among all the other things, is that he basically opens all his books with exposure and “here is an immuable, very eternal law upon which the world is built” and then he spends
whats the difference between a dyke and a granddad
the-lincyclopedia: This maybe sounds mean, but I think we should be able to send doctors “hey, you were wrong” letters. I was misdiagnosed with asthma when I was 12 and took asthma meds daily for seven years, and then it turned out I hadn’t had
randomitemdrop:ihatepissvortex:The ChorbItem: Chorb
:@ toastedbyeli
Brushing my teeth every month to reset the microbial mat that pre screens my food
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airyairyaucontraire:crash-and-burn-quirk:ce1erywheat:teathattast:Brave little kittyI went and looked at the cat’s twitter and this is what she looks like on a normal day
newgenroys:ALT
I NEED TO BUY A CHCOCOLATE ORANGE WITH A BOW!
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parasitoidism:diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25
maevewiley:
bees-buzzy-blog:WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY
skeptomai-krino: shout out to disabled people in higher education! it’s hard, but you’re making a difference.shout out to disabled people who dropped out! you’re not worth any less than someone with an advanced degree. shout out to disabled people
here
insomniac-arrest:lycanthropurrs:LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i’ll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3
strictlyquadrilateral:capnsoapy:fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brain⁴if you’re above a D-cup⁵ you’ve probably got more boob than brain⁶1. Both breasts combined.2.
hungwy:People are always like “in my past life I was [animal they like]”… Uhhh No? You were an undiscovered species of cave trout. And the second you read this you’ll wake up from this dream and return to the deep and dark pools
calvinandhobbeswithoutcontext:
sleepiestkitty:pinkhairandpronouns:sleepiestkitty:sleepiestkitty:sleepiestkitty:agentumbls:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain WHAT’S THIS? IT’S THE GREAT
becdecorbin: nevertoomanyspiders:a friend suggested an ancient meme, so… know what, I like how this turned out, so have it.
bobthedragon:bobthedragon: another Sunset with sunset gradient.She’s a good girl and I would feed her a bagel this is too many bagels you all have to STOP??
derinthescarletpescatarian:blokecore:the world is so cruel to cds…why are you “burning” and “ripping” cds..you should be kissing and hugging them…..With tongue
bwooom:leaf0001:bwooom:STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT ok…. frog from calvin & hobbes insteadthank you :-) thsi is much nicer
derinthescarletpescatarian: sorchaivy:derinthescarletpescatarian: ivaryn0:derinthescarletpescatarian: blasphemyisjustforyou:derinthescarletpescatarian: derinthescarletpescatarian:derinthescarletpescatarian:derinthescarletpescatarian:People are like
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