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caffstrink:I think about eating a fidough a lot
derinthescarletpescatarian: derinthescarletpescatarian:dont cry ok. 38 trillion bacteria inside you. I hope the bacteria don’t mind :(
embroiderycrafts: I added the finishing touches to on my raptor piece 🦖🪡 by Bustedflush91
krafterwrites:flyinghellfish:
toomuchdickfort:guerrillatech:
shehzadi:shehzadi:most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly,
connanro:i am On The Floor
meatmensch:meatmensch:GONCHAROV HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENTALTALTALTALTALT
clitfisto:clitfisto:clitfisto:my problem is that all my loose restless “i need to be Known” energy is used on thousands of silly little posts instead of building up into big art thingsmy other problem is that im fucking incoherentonce upon
cactusjerk:
himbofisher:
kbetacygni:
sasukelesbian: okayysophia: ironwoman359: guilty-as-battery-charged: Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch I love how pleased with this whole process he looks. ^^^😊 need someone to look at me
Memes, Dreams, And Screams
a-wild-haggis:anarchistmemecollective:anthropologist-on-the-loose: You might know Smokey Bear of “Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires” fame, but I want you to meet his lesser-known compatriot, “Give A Hoot Don’t Pollute” Woodsy Owl:ReduceReuseRecycleROT
thypandatetor:btfreek:bepisbee:meeowerzz:meeowerzz:made a crab out of paper,, life is goodu too can make a crab out of paper,, love u@initforthecache lol Yup. I am about to make a million of these.
typhlonectes:Felling a bit Bongus today.
katsuwuma: eyestrain… 2!!!! from that color palette game
Digestive health?? More like Digestive hell-th! am I right anyone else who has nuked and paved their stomach with one (1) atrociously bad case of food poisoning
buddwyer:My “Not actively suicidal” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
owttka: zeldick: So many attractive people on here and I look like a fucking potato So many attractive people on here and they all think they look like fucking potatoes
lastoneout:wordfather:shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you’re so right cinemawins its so much more fun
calvinandhobbescomic:
liminocre:I was so excited to see The Killers. But then I realized my name is The.
lavender-annd-lilac:cromerholt: nicepost: seatrench: This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source) sorry the what? the what moray scientist: let’s
holyunholy:its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool
armed-saphire:0palheart:unicouniuni:2020.06.20Me when im in an area@mewtonian-physics
infernalembrace:God gives his darkest carnivals to his strongest juggalos
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
vukovich:geslotencirkel:no-purpose flour existential bread
Anyways off to the hospital to have my blood worked on, they’re gonna repave my veins and upgrade my blood cells to the latest model
Well, seems like I dun goofed and messed up my stomach so bad I just need to nurse myself back to health, woohoo, this is awesome!! Love being hungry but feeling incapable of eating, great stuff all around
nerdjpg: goon:tumblr but if you reblog then op dies :( do u wanna talk
sheriffsunshine: danielkanhai: i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming
I got maybe half of the oatmeal down, that’ll have to do, I’m so fucking hungry and so queasy like fuck!!! Hate this, so much, just let me eat food
lackluster-cloverfield:were-ralph:tumbalaria:luisonte:De cero a fiesta de la espuma en pocos segundos bit of an overkill if you ask meMy colon when my orc boyfriend Great job everyone. Now leave.
btc-official:Your Balls Will Beg For MercyOver 4 million men have attempted to sue MANSCRAPED for false advertising. You fuckers want the truth? ✂️ Purchase today and✔️Shred✔️Your✔️Fucking✔️Balls
expressions-of-nature: Welcome to the Jungle by *M.*
badjokesonme:an open letter to my body:Bro, wtf.
letmesleepy:alienestrogen:.
shysideho:
zaneclodon:93pigeons:I am currently in your tumblr feedALT
modogoblin:
typhlonectes:mandy-lane:yeah Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
I just want to eat this oatmeal but I’m so queasy, like FUCK
apricot-studies:dedalvs: incidentalcomics: How to Finish I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals. Love this, but
georgiagiorgia-deactivated20230:
enochianribs:enochianribs:oh to have a silly little house like this…the inside has to look like this.
idten-t: solfirafira: omololazuli:memeuplift: evansabove1981:memeuplift:Hey! Chin up! You are doing Great! For anyone who needs to hear it Louder for the people in the back CHIN UP! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU’RE DOING GREAT! :) YOU’VE GOT THIS !!
joeblolove:
smokedsalmoniloveyou:anyway. onto better things
hogslop:squeak only when squoken to
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
teathattast:
this-is-cool:The dark and sinister fantasy themed artworks of Peter Xiao - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-sinister-fantasy-creations-of-peter-xiao/
bigtoptabletop:hustlerose:need. elf pussyMan in fantasy world getting stabbed at The War and just crawling back into town trailing blood to the nearest brothel while his horse walks calmly beside him
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crazy-brazilian:
crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans
nakedpearl:Damn straight! I’m a catch 😌