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manywinged:manywinged:every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels
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berandomness:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS IS GOING SO WELL, I WISH MY MIND COULD NOT FLIP OUT FOR A SEC! IVE GOT ANOTHER DATE NEXT SATURDAY! IF I KEEP THIS UP, I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PARTNER BY THE END OF THE MONTH. ITS SO STRESSFUL THOUGH, WATCH ME TEAR MYSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS IS GOING SO WELL, I WISH MY MIND COULD NOT FLIP OUT FOR A SEC! IVE GOT ANOTHER DATE NEXT SATURDAY! IF I KEEP THIS UP, I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PARTNER BY THE END OF THE MONTH. ITS SO STRESSFUL THOUGH, WATCH ME TEAR MYSELF APART JUST FOR
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Oh well, I might get a partner out of this. I just need to be more responsive, quick and coherent and yadyaga
Fuck! I wish I could respond quickly. Ahhhhh
briileaf:astraldemise:my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him…. little creature.. ALTALTI have been thinking. about the creature
lionfloss: Piotr Jablonski, The Gray Ones Gather, 2017
ladyshinga: Kids are funny. I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty
limperatricedesvices:shawtynextdoor:well, you need the money 🙃
chilewithcarnage:shawty got that…*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I’m supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.
queef-freef:
chilewithcarnage:hazystars:unbotheredmuse:you forgot the best part tho(via @butchmuppet)no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come
nyanoraptor:the-oooze-creature:nyanoraptor:every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kindsthats where I was madeHey Get Back Here
dzamie:tiktoks-we-like:fighting game attack charging animation
thestateonmtv:podencos:people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me
This weekend is going quite well, got my pills both morningsBeauty of A sunset :) life is bearable every now and again
Okay, I’m done for now, night folks
joryu:
clowngirlpony:woman and man is the same thing
buzzlightyearhugecock:i wish my dick was small so i could fuck an electrical socket i think that would be fun
jewish-harley-quinn:red-mercer:pathologising:STOP putting me in a little jar and shaking it around!!! Its NOT funny!!!!!It’s not the worst thing that can happen to you in a jar
theworsethingsgettheharderifight:
midiport:
kristina100000:“studying abroad” what broad can i study her too
jsands84:rainbovvgaze:rainbovvgaze:california girls we’re undetectableyou wont know until it’s too late
derinthescarletpescatarian: Help I’m trapped in my old image folder
captain-price-officially:
cryptotheism:My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I’ve got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and
typhlonectes:
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crohniewitch:
judgejudyofficial:wafflesthedragonslayer:thoodleoo:thoodleoo:dionysus big naturalshey so this is simultaneously the best and worst reply you could have ever made to my post
catsanddiscoballs:I love the word cunt it’s so fresh so fun I hope we all have a cuntastic 2023
popokko:peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it
femboyzelda:genderyomi: eyezehuhh: Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind having gay sex would have been less gay than this this is gay sex to me
aeide-thea:queershakespeare:queershakespeare:OOF (original text from article by devon price) YIKES [ID: Two screenshots of text from the article linked above. The first passage reads:As they grow older, Autistic girls run the risk of being abused by
cakedupwhiteboy:fyi nasty bisexual fucking is an FDA-approved antidepressant
thisarenotarealblog:ssundiall:fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life
dyatlovpassingprivilege:lobotomise-me-please:dyatlovpassingprivilege:verbal doctor destroys sad clown during a check up - try not to cumAre you proud of this post? yeag
I want to do nothing because it’s safe, but doing nothing gets me nothing. Scary risks must be taken or else. Just do stuff, people can tell you to fuck off or quit bothering them and if they decide to not say anything that’s on them. Right?
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raynejaywright: trailcams:source @grizzly-bear-official
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tonysopranobignaturals:
My brain is inhabited by a loading symbol pretending to be three braincells in a trenchcoat
I kind of feel like a broken person, like things go well, but theres still something off! My mind is failing meeeeeee
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savethelifeofmychild:kill kill kill
thecollectibles: Art by Jamie Williams
missjukebox8bit: angelwing430: metalslugx: yeah sure fuck it why not there are only two genders: austin powers and dorothy from the wizard of oz
wusdiswusdat: I’m falling down the rabbithole of deep sea research footage and my god there’s beasts down there.
1kami:By bite_kenny
drafthearse: crab. Moche culture, Peru. 6-7th century. copper.
austimpowerz:zomburgerofficial:
That was stressful but I think it went well
rockdistributor100: rockdistributor100: Life Could Be Dream
