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huffylemon:
Firefighting/Engineering Hottie 👩🏽‍🚒👷🏽‍♀️
1010ll:Chagual (Puya alpestris ssp. zoellneri) by Alexis Ceballos Â
animate-mush:ryttu3k:meatcrimes:imhumanguysiswear:its-sixxers:meatcrimes:meatcrimes:using both fahrenheit and celsius to determine temperature is wild because you’ll be thinking in one measurement unit and someone will say some alarming number and then
kipplekipple:kelssiel:oriax:cerothenull:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:the-real-numbers:Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making
midnightcowboy1969:midnightcowboy1969: when I was younger I spent too much time on rp chat sites, and one time I was John F. Kennedy and this stranger asked me what it felt like to get my head blown off or something. Like genuinly. And, idk I’m 14
pseudomantis:
incorrectinfinity:I looked up “rat emoji” at school because I needed emotional support and this was one of the results and I almost cried when I saw itLiterally a single celled organism I lost my mind
worth-beyond-a-number-scale:It’s still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone’s Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE
skeletonpendeja:skeletonpendeja:Amogus infestation at my job 🙄UPDATE: Management isn’t doing anything but we DID find the nest
berandomness:Mashed potato Mashed potato :)
Mashed potato
oarfjsh:swaddled. scritched. unaware of geopolitics. Can confirm, geopolitics do not bother cats.
berandomness:I wanna trade my hybrid for am electric car but I also want to be stupid with it I’m happy with where I live for a few reasons, but being a car nerd here sucks balls
I wanna trade my hybrid for am electric car but I also want to be stupid with it
I’m Still Here
pathologising:pathologising:ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or notliterally this
teathattast:
24602060451:ALTALTALTALTALT
chilewithcarnage:c-upid:i love when u bitches rb my posts it’s like ur milking me . im like a little post cow
k-eke:Very happy bearsÂ
caesarsaladinn:hieronymus-botch:caesarsaladinn:trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)Jeb!
goofstep:horny gnomes would post like “i need my biffle bonked” or “someone come bake my crackers”
rhizoids:weed wrapped:you took a honk off that bobo 6,716 times!you hit the penjamin 1,839 times!you got too scared 69 times!you got Wizard High 37 times!
Serpent Bones
epilepticsaints:
jenlog:scientists prove that astrology is accurate and reliable, causing billionaires to fund space structures that will alter the orbits of the planets to create more favorable outcomes for themselves
unashamedly-enthusiastic:unashamedly-enthusiastic:I would like tumblr polls so I can work out if we as a collective are pro-goat burning or pro-goat survival Well would you look at that, we got an answer
orionsbelts:watcherscrown:merry christmas all hail shark jesus(x)
grydyne-ze:bbcsherlock:Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr The number after their username indicates the order in which they joined the polycule
himbofisher:creep-u:girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact“my eyes are up here” believe me, i know
asettledsky:wonderfulworldofmichaelford:groovinomicon:kaijuno:does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012fuck you I can hear itSomeone ought to slap
mostsmartestbestdamntapper:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:god i love her
zoethebitch:can’t afford xmas gifts for my mutuals this year so I’m giving you all handjobs
kushblazer666:
tens-tensor-tensest:I must not participate in political discourse online. Participating in political discourse online is the mind-killer. It is the little post that brings total oblivion. I will ignore dumb posts. I will scroll past it and not read it.
jortsfan: “merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift
vayalda:talestobetold:borderlinereminders:Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think
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lionfloss:by Catherine
zomburgerofficial:zomburgerofficial:zomburgerofficial:zomburgerofficial:zomburgerofficial:ŭ dollar dollar sloppy!!!!!SLOPPY JOESLOPPY JOESLOPPY JOEDELETE POST DELETE POST
monstrousagonies:infinitegenderlessmess: dungeongrind:The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.
scottandhiskind:Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:
lionfloss:Polyushko Sergey
himekokosu:Mossy forest
Where are those checklists of things to do before you take your suicidal ideation seriously? I had breakfast, I’m not too tired, what’s up brain, why you trying to kill me?
vzm:plushiedoggy-deactivated2023040:fluffysheeple:beast reductionbeast augmentationbeast enlargement
beardedmrbean:Dude save some for us homely guysMichael Rayner
cipheramnesia:thegodofhellfire:The Salvation Army when they see a homeless queer person.
clingyduoapologist:The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just
kaijuno:
Disney Hate Blog
quendergeer:sleepy-bebby:Identity theft is not a joke
hungwy:toonces-on-tumblr:hungwy:Living in a place with mountains would be too overwhelming. I saw a real cliff on a river the other day and it was so beautiful I couldn’t do anything as a born and bred midwesterner, i can relate to thislike, when
env0:angelbabyspice:micro-usb:It’s so overLOL
saintluvly:lordvast:saintluvly:LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALLTell me more about life 17 year old on the internet ok die alone then idc
sandmandaddy69:
catasters:
nonlinear-nonsubjective:totallyalegitspy: if-only-angels-could-prevail: if-only-angels-could-prevail: if-only-angels-could-prevail: if-only-angels-could-prevail: if-only-angels-could-prevail: I sent this post to my friend who’s working the
