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crabs-and-baramundis:Protip: If you ever find seven TONS of lost gold, you keep your damned mouth SHUT!
textposttropes: foxgirldick:scope-dogg:this tag made me lose it Ambiguous SyntaxComically Missing the PointFootball HooligansLaw of Disproportionate Response
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indifferentvincent:Twitter user witchytwitchytv on Nov 08, 2022: Indigenous peoples movements are so easily ignored because acknowledging our existence as living peoples rather than as relics of the past makes settlers uncomfortable. You all prefer to
I’m aware of a daily post limit but If there’s a draft limit I will cry :(
sizeabletoblerone: imnotokaythanks: gayavatarstyle: 3fargone: gayavatarstyle: Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozaiās firebending? Aang: I recall yes Sokka: can I have it Aang: ā¦what? Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
It is weed free WednesdayIt’s tuesdayShut up its weed free wednesday
friedchickenusa:maamlet:civvic:ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS?END OF ACT 1 ==>
sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral: for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the āquestion only a human can answerā which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about
micro-usb:
All the Canadian Politics!
0w0whoareyou:abraxas-calibrator:gunkmusher:abraxas-calibrator:i am in spain but without the pain this is funny because in elementary i used to know this girl from my special ed class that would make me be her āassistantā while she performed surgery
We’ve all heard of xena the princess warrior.I’d like to invite people to think about xeno the prince-a-saurus. Please. Just think about them.
shadowpuppy2: ceekari:amarguerite:transmechanicus:Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless itās wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butterVia @ellynneversweet And thatās why we have day and night
cojode:cojode:the new yearomg no way you can buy this as a print here!
ryebreadgf:terraqua111:ryebreadgf:people are always like why canāt i cook restaurant level good food and the answer is always butter & cream & salt sorry. you have to accept thisWhat kind of shit junk food restaurants are you all visiting where
kimclitsuragi:before you speak, THINK:is it TRANSSEXUAL?is it HERESY?is it INCONSIDERATE? is it NEURODIVERGENT? is it KILLING SOMEONE?
nickoffermen: Nick Offerman Answers the Webās Most Searched QuestionsāWIRED, 2020
Blongo's Chog
weepycat:zeekayart:NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON ITāS NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD underrated 2011 tumblr classic
blackcvrrant:blackcvrrant:people are always asking Why did you tour an abandoned factory for work and not How was the abandoned factory Was the abandoned factory funi know ive posted this pic to like four discords already but you all are going to Look
thecollectibles: Underwater Ruins by Blake Rottinger
greys-slippings:Been feeling so-so lately but i remain overwhelmingly completely enamoured by chickens
issamomma:issamomma:So uuuuhhhhā¦got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. Guys I just realized they meant thereās a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, āDING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
faery-wizard:take what you need and pass it on!HEINOUS CURSEEVIL SKULLVENGEFUL SPIRITZOMBIE VIRUSFIRE SWORDA WARM HUGELDRITCH GODBLOODY PENTAGRAMSee Results
dragoncum:
hollowtones:you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
melia-antifa-archive:unclefather:is it just me or has the root beer fandom really been fighting a lot recently
zeromorph:#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillainĀ (via) would you say it looks like heāsā¦Ā up to something fowl?
bloody-fraise:yeah
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callmebliss-got-swamped:headspace-hotel:fightwhilefleeing:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:Maybe it’s a good time for a PSA that mold and fungi, provided they aren’t growing inside your house, are a normal and beneficial part of the ecosystem,
cyber-seagull404:neonbuck:mikkeneko:fanficmemes:Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldnāt even care abouti know fandom history that even I donāt care aboutwell, i know about lump fishGood to see weāre all on the same page
gutsygills:kindlejim:facille:this in the singularitySomeone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kinkwhatever it takes, man
byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:“special interest is an AUTISM term and hyperfixation is an ADHD term and it’s offensive to call a hyperfixation a special interest!!” why are we pitting two bad bitches against each other. why can’t
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amygdalae:Beach episode at the monastery… everyones putting sunscreen on eachothers tonsures
wordsaladimages:
roundo:Call me Monsanto the way I got these bitches dependent on my seed
charmyou-deactivated20230228:wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice
netherworldpost:medli20: Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding š There is a lot to unpack on this post.
A Reliquary of my favorite pictures from Tumblr
hqlle: nintendofunclub: imagine-benedict-cumberbatch: imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner. this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
notpukichosadly::official-osha:official-osha:determined-spirits:official-osha:i made an official carrd for osha do u guys like it ^_^Google search how to killgoogle cant save youcompilationi wish it was a rickroll
lionfloss:source
vampireghostlawyer:vampireghostlawyer:vampireghostlawyer:Slimes ive made recentlySome more
horse-is-a-horse-of-course:horse-is-a-horse-of-course:this occupies part of my brain 24/7Sunday! SUNDAY!SĢ¶ĶĢĢUĢøĢĢĢĢ°Ģ¤Ģ³NĢøĢĶĢDĢ“ĢĶĶĶĢ°ĢAĢ¶ĶĢ¾Ģ°ĢĢ³YĢ“ĶĢĢĶ (and Saturday):Itās the 9th annual Dallas Mower Expo! Be therereeerr as the
Not only is making a poll fun, it’s also easy :)
berandomness:how’s everyone’s Sunday going??quite well if im honestcould be betterexcessively well, huzzah!poorly :(I have never had a better sundaythis is the worst Sunday of my lifeanswer 7could’ve sworn it was mondayoh shit when did
love-abandon:forge
monstertoothsart:don’t mind me
theconcealedweapon:If you give ฤ to a homeless person, people will act like that’s a lot of money. They’ll act like you’re stupid. They’ll tell you that you should be worried about what the homeless person will spend it on, like
penandinkprincess:they should invent a sunday that doesnāt have a monday right after it If you sleep long enough your Sundays can have Tuesdays after them
Music has always kicked ass and we need more of it constantly
nyaahilism:
It is a wonderful day to be a heathen :)
fortidogi:wizardshark: captain-price-officially: A rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs its eyes and crawls into its den. This neglects to mention how my man scratches his NUTS when he wakes up, and how his little fat ass wiggles as he squeezed into his