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thickness-protection-program:“Hi my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”
umbralundertaker:screenshot bc reblogs were turned off
a-real-human-person-not-fake:ms-demeanor:palant1r:palant1r:the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven YearsDon’t forget the latest version, Ten Years
urlknight:thorn guy animation, concept
itwashotwestayedinthewater: eggcup: Keep on suckin’
halfwayriight:Take a look outside. Did you know that they call Callisto “The Dead Moon”? Dead. Just like you would have been if I hadn’t fished you outta that wreck.
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hiziri-pro: Red Crab Knight. Posted a picture to the patreon. Full size JPG and PSD and video can be downloaded according to the amount of support. https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura
dogmotif:yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting
freshmoviequotes:Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:Every time I watch a one true king narrative these days I wonder to myself if the good king has an idiot fail son later that takes overSee in theory a monarchy or dictatorship
mossycoat:yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.
cipheramnesia:lavender-lily:unashamedly-enthusiastic:howlingwolf23:Reddit just discovered color theory Someone went careening down the hallways spinning around a bloody corpse like a helicopter the entire way.
hwkgrass:
swordswaltz:yeah im transsexual. transitioning from sex with your dad to sex with your mom. i also identify with a different gender than the one i was assigned at birth
timtimtara:bakwaaas:we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep
honeymushroom:nobody understands my humor
onlinebeast:Hey girl you’ve got tits the size of boobs
dragongirlbites:dragongirlbites:this bitch can fit so much lesbian in herWAIT, SHIT, FUCK
sticksandsharks: little cenozoic guys (hyaenodon, langstonia, smilodon, dromornithidae, stegotetrabelodon, glyptodon, moropus)
if-one-of-us-falls:i have written your boyfriend down, by the way. now he will live forever. and all the world will read him. yeah, sorry, he will live forever. in eyes not yet created and on tongues that are not born and all that.
iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:i be pouring fats and oils down the kitchen sink i dont give a fuck
thunderbottle:i think queer people should be more confusing actually. i think we should make everyone as confused as possible until they give up and realize that total understanding of other people isnt the gateway to respect and compassion
becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:radiofreederry:Fucking lolIt’s amazing getting to confirm beyond reasonable doubt that someone would legitimately have been one of the mad Roman emperors that got murdered by the Praetorian Guard after having all
thefiresontheheight:Something’s wrong.It’s a nice day. Weather’s high sixties. A little cool in the shade, warm in the sun. Perfect. You’re going to go for a run later. Maybe skate. Hang out with friends. It’s a nice day.When you were a kid,
evilwizard:when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet
lindam54: By sinsin08051
evilwizard:kinka-juice:delgado-master:sexygaywizard:delgado-master:happysadyoyo:certifiedwerewolf:delgado-master:I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.Yeah? Yeah!!y’all he clearly had plastic surgery to give
jocula-trixie:advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.
fridgrave:better green?warm greencool greenSee Results
prohaloplayer:coughloop:prohaloplayer:coughloop:tonight i am smoking my finest Desert Sandcan i get a hit?usholy fuck
emphasisonthehomo:emphasisonthehomo:Who killed John F. Kennedy? The CIALyndon B. JohnsonHis head just Did ThatFidel CastroThe Italian MafiaLee Harvey OswaldRichard M. NixonThe Secret ServiceThe Soviet UnionOther (Please Elaborate in Tags)See ResultsC’mon
stevenrogered: The Black Panther sends her regards, but she will not be joining us today. I, M'Baku, leader of the Jabari Tribe, son of Wakanda, wish to challenge for the throne.WINSTON DUKE as M'BAKUBlack Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
memorycycle:so you know those metal cubes they grow watermelons in so they become cube shaped well guess where your “lost” son has been for the last 12 years haha surprise !happy birdthday. go on open it.
sayitasyoucan:My Valentine Cards
emetophoria:emetophoria:i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every weeki hope your tuesday is fine
ahedderick:crevicedwelling:crevicedwelling:Armadillo officinalis and assorted offspring. babies are growing slowly but faster than I expected. seems like there’s some color variation among them, although I’m not sure if it will last. it’s almost
outofcontextdiscord:
liminocre:jaoxn:A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rnwhys this a bulk reblog
semituring:meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what
quinndolyns: aliveontuesday: quinndolyns: if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking Because death is the ultimate killfuck dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my
fallcaesar: genderdeath: riseofthecommonwoodpile: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone <I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I> it’s 2028, alexa informs you that
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watermotif:once i get taken out back and shot i’ll be fine
cat-boy-cunny:shiftythrifting:Hello i found these cursed shoes the other day at a clothing resale store, for your consideration Shoepernatural.
huffylemon:
valentina-poem:
moghedien:nobodys-baby-now:If the breakout in the last of us happened in 2003 that means they got no supernatural which means they live in a world without omegaverseSOCIETY IF THERE WAS NO OMEGAVERSE
whitepeopletwitter:
dat-soldier:wayneradiotv:milk5:wayneradiotv:Look at my dog boyWhyfuny
Rhode Island State of Mind
birdarts:Moon cat moon cat
onlinebeast:Hey. Let’s chew on wires. Together.
scifiatmospheres:Home Planet Follow us for more sci-fi atmospheres: @scifiatmospheres Artist: @beeple_crap Hashtags: posted on Instagram - https://instagr.am/p/CFUi5tulwpk/
duskdragonxiii:duskdragonxiii:I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimesYES!!! THE FUCKIGN LIZARS!!!!!!!!!
frenchifries:
Snow day baby!! Going for a driftski in the truck baby!!! Having a blast, BABY!!!
