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leohttt:
anotherscrappile:hamptercatapult:hummerous:radiofreederry:HahahahaLMAO
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mothercain:DONT piss me off while i’m reblogging gay porn
moonsofavalon: radioactivepeasant: anonymoustypewriter: You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much this makes me laugh every year i’m always
derinthescarletpescatarian:trickstertime:lordsmaf:I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf?
girard:sexually strange and socially incompetent
curlymcclain:he has such a vision
writhe:trying to stay warm
ruckuscauser:
tearlessrain:most “protect the children” campaigns come with the implication that what’s best for children is 1950s white christian nuclear families and rigid adherence to the status quo, and having been a children I can definitively say that is
lostwoodz:hey um. your boyfriend turned into the thing he swore he’d destroy. yeah. no he didnt make it. sorry
riseofthecommonwoodpile:smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud
bedupolker: Rat pets
Rhode Island State of Mind
lsdoiphin:The modern Original Character Creator experience.Denizens of tumblr, the answers you seek often lay in the tags or the image descriptions…
guooey:Constantly repeating to myself “you are not broken you are young and learning how to live” during everything I do everywhere I go all the time
thehobbutts:thefaultinourchickennuggets:thehobbutts:it really sucks that they circumcised Jesus on the crosshappy bday jesu!they circumcised him on his birthday???,
eldritchscholar:picsthatmakeyougohmm:#kind of a milf reblog
spectrologie-deactivated2023041:lafranceabandonnee
rebeccabinch:you: the perfect knife doesn’t exi-whale knives:
draconis1025:bi-dazai:burlbread: thes-hitoverlord: burlbread: Slavs: Have free healthcareAlso slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there I em Slavic, and this is 90% true however, you got one thing wrong Only snobs,
spamtons:spamtons:spamtons:*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*the Clock. The Clock. The clock The ClockYOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
hackfurs:“suggest this less” “show this less” “recommend this less” i hate how across the internet our ability to curate our own experience, hell even our ability to give a definitive fucking NO to shit, is being stolen
kaijuno:
angelicguy:noxtheox:angelicguy:me in the pussy if im being fully honesti appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
lionfloss:Grant Simon Rogers
micro-usb:
hogwild-ramgirl:hogwild-ramgirl:NORMALIZE GIRL CYLINDER
deohsogay:
thewolvensong:ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT
vonbaghager:“you cant let covid scare you! living in fear isn’t the American way!” That’s awful big talk coming from a nation that hasn’t allowed people to carry shampoo bottles onto planes for 20 years
beeslcnees:lovinglystar:This is some “of course we’re diverse, Susan from accounting is goth” type mindset. for anyone who wants context, or to read the hilarious shit his boss told him
pastlight: Yall this was posted Dec 17th last year (2021) and is not accurate to this year’s goat! There is a livestreaming Webcam that I dont have the link to, according to Wikipedia the goat lives!!
ravingvisionary:chloe-seviche:
literary-potat0:So we’re all just ignoring Tumblr Live right? Like not make eye contact and hold very still until it goes away?
imposterogers:imposterogers:imposterogers:suicide squad 3 scene where someone asks why harley is in jail this time and it’s just a cut to bruce the hyena at a tea party with rpatz bruce wayne duck taped to a chair opposite of him. harley; I figured
jacqcrisis:I wonder if any of the ‘mad at women’ crowd are angry about Hades 2-I feel like I just won the lottery. (bonus comments provided by r/gamingcirclejerk):The truest of them all:
ectoimp:correctopinionhaver:
I’m letting my mornings drag Into my days, my days drag into my nights and my nights drag into my mornings
ASK ME ABOUT MY FEELINGS RE: PROFESSOR SADA
theonlygayinoulu:inthegrandscheme:Found this incredible review for a maid outfit on Amazon yesterday #they finally invented maid outfits for women
Minus 40 is fun because the air becomes thick and you can watch every time you open the door, minus 40 is not fun because I want bread, and it’s cold outside
I need bread so I can make a sammich but I wasn’t gonna leave the house today :(
roseverdict:cameoappearance:razzleberryjam:Adhd symptoms no one talks about: I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet
downrightsugoi:downrightsugoi: JESUS It’s that time of year again
lovely-v:Gomez Addams is often appropriately categorized as a wife guy, but very rarely recognized for the himbo that he is
seamsseap:seamsseap:obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of itbut the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish
machinedoll22:gay-rat-with-a-tazer:esrah-rah-rasputin:t-auto:obvslybatgrl:formerly-ujb:only-tiktoks:💀💀💀WhatWhat the fuckI have to say I love the increasing amount of tik toks made by 20-somethings that start out as pretty fair criticisms of types
hotvampireadjacent:
zegalba:“UFO” sculpture by Erwin Wurm (2006)
memedreamm: i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in
tokyostreetphoto: Jet City, Shinjuku 新宿
kdinjenzen:kdinjenzen:I don’t know why the internet created “U MAD BRO!?” as a comeback for when someone’s pissed off OR why it actually gets folks frustrated to hear when “AW, ARE YOU UPSETTI SPAGHETTI?” is FAR funnier
tekkengundamdykefag:tekkengundamdykefag:Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot! Break in :)you cant get this anywhere else
lesbenny:lesbenny:Tell me I didn’t just see a Taylor Swift fan call her “underground” 💀 bitches wouldn’t know underground if they fell down a mile-long hole into a dark narrow cave system where they will surely remain until
Cherry cheesecake is a treasure to be loved and cherished
