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cuntboy-official:We need more cool fat characters. We need more fat characters who kick ass
cardamomkutti:
thickness-protection-program:All I’m saying is comedians who don’t make racist, sexist, and transphobic jokes never talk about how “comedy is dead” 🤷🏿‍♂️
onlinebeast:Hey girl you’ve got tits the size of boobs
lionfloss:by Alexander Zharnikov
maureen2musings: …suvimansikka
xeansicemane:thewest-isdead:I like this version of this comic.
angemonn:Tumblr in December 2022 be like
magicalpaz: sugar-satyr: sugar-satyr: who is going to play all the hollywood monster men everyone wants to fuck when doug jones finally returns to his people he knows [ID: screenshot of @actordougjones liking the post, below is a picture of a sad
sketiana:sketiana:see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal nowtake care polar bear
lotsofnaps:just me, my autism, and my giant knockers against the world
insomniac-arrest:expartebollmanisirrelevant:The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don’t want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.And yes, I mean Those TM people.
boudicca:“comrade in arms” yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
coughloop:A24 RELEASE THE PENIS CUT NOW
astraldemise:grungularity:astraldemise:ALThe looks like hes casting a spell Stoat laser20-75 energy damageAp cost: 20ALT
brakken:wings of the valley
lionfloss:by Alex Burke
catchymemes:
breakfastiffanys:When the big things feel out of control, focus on what you love right under your nose. THE BOY, THE MOLE, THE FOX AND THE HORSE. (2022), dir. Charlie Mackesy & Peter Baynton
pirate-kitties:I think everybody needs to see this hilarious little thing that was posted to the official Puss in Boots tiktok. It’s a parody of that one Old Spice commercial.
deadshrike:devouring as devotion. if you even care
teaboot:small-helm:teaboot:teaboot:The new strategy is to treat “being annoying” as a quirky and lovable personality trait instead of me own personal hellif Blorbo talked too much when they got excited I’d eat that shit up, but when
vampireapologist: wuackamole: vampireapologist: actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras
james-silvercat:klinger4yossarian:probablyasocialecologist:the-fugitive-kaspy:anuic-deactivated20220825:OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.Father Jones explained that his “advice does not contradict the Bible’s eighth commandment
The Batman 2: Joker Actor Teases Preparation for Character
coughloop:IDM = Intelligent Dance MusicEDM = Educational Dance MusicDnB = Dictionaries and Books Jungle = Jungian Lessons
hells-favorite:when i say i’m masculine and feminine at the same time this is the kind of shit i mean: Step it up a notch and use steel wool
hells-favorite:when i say i’m masculine and feminine at the same time this is the kind of shit i mean:
lesbiacebian:“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
nat-20s:*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*
the-east-hunter:Obsessed with this. It’s so true
grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:CONK. CREET.
thebibliosphere:In case anyone’s not aware, Minnesota got buried under a mountain of snow yesterday and today, with more coming this week.We’ve shoveled twice today, trying to keep the walkway clear, but it just keeps filling back up. Anyway.
derinthescarletpescatarian:derinthescarletpescatarian:zoglin:What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling Computer games are fantastic
tsuchinokoroyale:steamywitch:thepersonalquotes:
US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably
happyheidi:Some mushrooms for my mutuals: Ⱄⱄ. .ⱄⰔ𓍊𓋼
earthscent:Please take a moment to look at this. | jeffletendre on Instagram ♡
retroactivebakeries:retroactivebakeries:spleen9000:spleen9000:west coast nest coastwe have some birdseast coast beast coastthere’s. animal
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hatingongodot:
trickstertime:dankmemeuniversity:
freakoutgirl:me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that muchme on tumblr: peeing again
berandomness:Sandwiches are too much effort this week, im gonna do rice bowls Update, I have successfully bowled some rice, next step, profit :)
I’m an avid water drinker, love the stuff, but popping that sweet elixir of life into a Gatorade bottle is, pure bliss. I’m squirtin everywhere with gusto.
pokoglio:Comic abt orange scented bath salts 🍊
newjackcole:Den of Spirits
sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:sharkodactyl:my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone
powerfulwizard:Me after carding a 55 year old MILF buying wine at my register
soloveitchik:This is fucking insane
Sandwiches are too much effort this week, im gonna do rice bowls
only-tiktoks:
somethingusefulfromflorida:elgringo300:urbanfantasyinspiration:elgringo300:urbanfantasyinspiration:elgringo300:urbanfantasyinspiration:elgringo300:traditional-latin-math:Hot take: if your country is big enough to have more than one climate, it is too
socialistexan:socialistexan:G-d, I love baseball.Okay, but the video is actually incredibly interesting.If you don’t know who Andrew McCutchen is, he’s a former Rookie of the Year (2009) and MVP (the best player in the league each year wins
theweirdwideweb:
no-need-to-apply:testosteronetwink:
transmechanicus:transmechanicus:Year of the BnuuyHer Year!
trans-mom:velociraptors-in-hats:trans-mom:Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can’t chose the circumstances of our birth and it’s the
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