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crystalwitch-in-the-tardis:volumenviridem:artisanalbooty: highhoneypiee: Pick a bottle any bottle lol I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them
-game theory voice-That sounds like a problem… a personal problem…
meltknuckles:ALTgirls night.. š
salamencerobot:thebewilderer:todaysbat:THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUSI REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUSTHE BATS CAN ONLY DO CALCULUS IN ONE DIRECTION
clodagh-just: spicy-blanket: >be me >about 13 years old >basically naivete incarnate still >just discovered the world of fanfiction.net >have an account and a few stories posted so far >currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away
homunculusgirldick:pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:demolitionwizards666:if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cyclefuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionismnow say
cipheramnesia:gingerisaspice: cipheramnesia:gingerisaspice:gingerisaspice:with this blade and this mead i will protect you all from tyranny and the motherfuckers that threaten your home and hearth get this photo circulating again so that i can get some
emptyheadgamer:bluebirdtalking:shittycryptids:A robotic snake that eats computer miceHere is a concept drawing. Accepting name suggestions.5N4K3
mosticonicposts: thenimbus: blindbirdnerd: i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here this is still the best ditty.it ever made certified iconic post
Just Some Random Nerd
anons620371-deactivated20220401:hisoka-the-unicorn-wizard:spacepiratecaptainsexy:maretriarch:maretriarch:haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there’s a friend in there I don’t have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever
croubling:croubling:So what if I sleep with instant mash potatoes next to me
theconcealedweapon:You can also stop pretending that capitalism is voluntarism.
seamsseap:seamsseap:obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of itbut the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish
cryptonature:The fossil is not the animal.The fossil is not the bones of the animal.The fossil is the stoneās memory of the bones of the animal.And thatās a poetry older than words.
certifiedcis:certifiedcis:This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you’ll never pass if you aren’t calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times
inneskeeper:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:inneskeeper:I cannot fucking believe how much I’m losing my mind right now over soy sauce history. I’ll tell all of you about it after I finish this essay because I need
deathwarlock:autisticexpression:deathwarlock:Howl’s pooping assholeStopPeepee’s delivery service
"If anyone knows what this thing does, PLEASE TELL ME."
socialmaya:
derinthescarletpescatarian:kactusnz:sabrestupid:leg-stealing-bee:leg-stealing-bee:I’ll draw more butter for y'all todayhave some butter well I see why @derinthescarletpescatarianā is reblobbing thisDo you ever regret having once had a specific
comet-tracer:
thememedaddy:
incvmplete:you’ve liked 27 of my posts when does the kissing begin
catgirldelinquent-deactivated20:sonicdjam:
elk64:Water dragon doing their stuff
thelovelyscientist:So, the real shame is that they are only producing one of these every other week this summer.
worldheritagepostorganization:boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE IāD CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie!
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eightiesfan:Citroƫn EOLE concept (1985)
lionfloss:by L.A.C.E.
dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:snyggvur:snyggvur:biggest red flag about the spice girls was them asking us to forget their past if we wanted their future and to get with themlike girlies what are you hiding from us? why is us asking about your past
Can I take out the supermutants at revere stalletlite aray at the level of 12? Probably!
loth-catgirl:animentality:@agentjr I will pay top dollar for a couple of the goonies (goth twonies)
teathattast:
qillermeme:
furrypost-generator:furrypost-generator:furrypost-generator:this motherfucker put cum in the tags false alarm fellas continue twink pregnancy
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
hedgeworth:guerrillatech:Same, buddy. Same.
utentagen:phoneus: dude: way if we pees form buts
crabussy:you ask me what the time is and I glance at my wrist but instead of a wristwatch thereās a compass duct taped to my wrist and I immediately turn and walk north never to be seen again
bees-buzzy-blog:WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY
gunsandfireandshit:wormyorchids:dinosaurguy:This is a positive post šššPsych! Fucking GETS you!
I'm just an illusion
shpepyao: Solar parasite
quirk77:My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near
juelzsantanabandana2:Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes Iām bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!
What is for dinner tonight, my yakamimis and yakamamas?!
ruxiecat121:I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have…
austimpowerz:austimpowerz:every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back againššš
hotvampireadjacent:
evilmario666:huffylemon:I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid
demigirlie:puppicow:big boobs!*jolts awake and looks around while shaking* where?
mallodrama:hey hey donāt cry. estimated hundreds of millions of giant squid living in the oceans, ok?
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onemanstampede: sylveongender: axiomschema: sailorbrazil: points have been made Counterpoint an addition Weāre done
jimnutto-deactivated20230114:christopher575:unicouniuni:Uni.HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOWUHHHHHHHHH
outofcontextgaki:*matsumoto must ignore their existence
inneskeeper:Just so everyone is clear on where I stand: I love getting @’d in posts. I love it when people want to show me things. I get so happy about the fact that you saw something you thought I might like. I don’t care if we aren’t
I am ¾ of the way through my shift and just now realize my shirt has been on backwards! The wonders of modern technology