BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
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In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
bbcsherlockpickuplines:Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times. The best photoset this blog has ever had.
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