BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
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“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
Yup! I go to Cal Poly. I’m not there currently though; I’m staying at my parents’ house for most of the summer.
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
froggyphevoli: To all of my SLO friends who think I’m invincible: Here you go. I’m not. It’s not that I never get sick, I just never get sick in SLO. My hometown hates me just as much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure. Also this is officially THE
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
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Guess what, everyone! The “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” design is now available as an iPhone cover! There will be more, of course, but this is the only one I’ve made so far.
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
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“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
