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“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

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“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.”

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“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.”

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“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

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“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.”

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“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.”

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“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?”

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“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.”

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“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.”

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“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.”

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“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.”

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“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.”

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“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.”

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Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush

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“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

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“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.”

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“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.”

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“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.”

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“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.”

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“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.”Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.

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“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.”

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“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

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“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

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“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This one only works if you say “you” in Emelia’s voice, haha.)

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“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.”

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“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

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“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

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“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.”

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“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.”

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“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.”

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“You are the crack in my lens.”

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“Nobody has more features of interest than you.”

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“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.”

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“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.”

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“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

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“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.”

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“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.”

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“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.”

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“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.”Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.

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“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.”Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.

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Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.

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“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.”

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“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.”

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“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.”

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“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

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