BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.Back from my weekend trip and decided to make a little video for you guys. This definitely calls for celebration, so pleasepleaseplease message me with ideas! We can do a Livestream or whatever you want! (Within reason of
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
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“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
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“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! (I am John. John is me.)
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
