BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
geekandfandomart: Sherlock.watercolors (Winsor & Newton) on Fabriano watercolor paper.
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
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“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.â€