BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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Submitted by impala-at-221b: ahem… Aw, look at my boys! Getting into the spirit of the blog! ;)
Submitted by kbweff (no username): am i going to hell OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I CAN’T.
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
“Will you be my division?”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
221st post ;)
You guys are the best followers ever XD
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
YAY, my first fanmail! :D Apparently you can’t reply to these things like you can with asks, hence the reason I’m posting it as a screen shot like this. Oh well. Thanks princessspice101! <3
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
findparadisewithcoldplay: Oh facebook… But yeah. Definitely following this blog rn. It rocks. http://bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
in0my0u: FINE SINCE KIM IS TERRIBLE AND WOULDN’T TAKE MY SUBMISSION FOR HER OWN CARD You guys can have it because you’re lovely people. <3 [awesome pick up line from bbcsherlockpickuplines] OH MY GOD, YES. HIS POSE. I CAN’T XD
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
![in0my0u: FINE SINCE KIM IS TERRIBLE AND WOULDN’T TAKE MY SUBMISSION FOR HER OWN CARD You guys can have it because you’re lovely people. <3 [awesome pick up line from bbcsherlockpickuplines] OH MY GOD, YES. HIS POSE. I CAN’T XD](https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdb8jqFTz1qjxbl5o1_250.jpg)
