BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
reading-is-breathing25: bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.†This picture bothers me because that is NOT Irene Addler Apparently this one confused a lot of people… Anthea’s supposed to be
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
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“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
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“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3 I didn’t come up with a comic idea for this year, so I’m cheating a bit and just reblogging last year’s… Let’s be real though, there’s no way I’m
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
