BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
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The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
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“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
bespoke-sockmonkeyhat: It will be 90 minutes. (via Sue Vertue on Twitter)
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
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“Baby got #221back.”
#221back
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
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“I would let you call me Myc.”
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
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