BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Will you 221-be mine?”
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
psycotus: I need to stop but this is just too funny XD Oh God I need a life… I don’t think U.M.Q.R.A. jokes are ever going to get old.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
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“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
100 more until the big surprise ;)
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
AH, I love this one! So hilarious and then so cute! :’D
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain, but I’d much rather be your Prince Charming.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
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