BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
froggyphevoli: Okay, I wasn’t gonna post this here, but I can’t resist… I’m a journalism major at Cal Poly SLO, and one of my fellow journalism students posted on Facebook that she had a daydream about making a music video of Iggy Azalea’s
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
froggyphevoli: My two favorite professors and I at the (nautical-themed) 2014 journalism banquet for Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. Fun story about this picture… I told these two that they needed to take a picture with me “because it’s the banquet,
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
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More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll exotic dance for you too.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”
SHERLOCK CURSORS
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
