BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: But he’s always sexy. Hot damn… I approve of this gif’s existence.
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”
Aw, thanks :) I suppose it’s fine if anyone ever shows it to Benedict or Martin– if they’re okay with the fanfiction, they should definitely be okay with this blog! (Actually, I think someone did send some of these to Martin on Valentine
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d fight man-eating tigers just to make you a new pair of shoes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
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“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
"Teh Sex Room": A Sherlock/The Room Crossover Fic
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Submitted by curlyfoureyes: So I came to check out the shimejis aaaaand this was what was waiting for me. This is why governments are corrupt, people. They accept “favors” from terrorists.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”