BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“I made you some shoes.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d prefer my dick?”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
