BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
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“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
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“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“You could never repel me.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE F–?! HOW DID–?! I had a feeling that I was going to hit 1,000 this week, but I didn’t think I was going to hit it today; and I definitely didn’t think I was going to reach 80 over. WHAT THE HELL HAPPE
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
