BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?†Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.†Inspired by this (source unknown).
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Let’s have quite a lot of sex.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I never thought heroes existed until I met you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.†Submitted by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.†Submitted by turtleplz.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would give you the good pill every time.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?â€
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Want me to make you moan like my text alert?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.â€
