BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I would wear the outfit for you.”
Sorry this isn’t Sherlock-related, but my cousin and his super adorable son have just started a YouTube channel for toy reviews. This is their first video and it’s very cute, so please give it a watch/like if you’ve got a few minutes
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“You don’t need to pay £2,995 to be my V.I.P.”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines:Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Fin
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Find them all here. There&
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
More valentine updates! All of your requests are now in stock for 50 cents each at my CafePress store! This doesn’t mean it’s too late to request though– I’m planning on adding more tomorrow, and probably the next few days after
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
Update on the valentines! So here’s what I’m thinking for the design. I know it’s pretty simplistic, but bear in mind these are fairly small cards, so if I made them too image-heavy the text would be difficult to read. Still, I welcome
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
