BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
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“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
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“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
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“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
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“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
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